yo Chriztmazz Mesege from da biotch yo

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yo Chriztmazz Mesege from da biotch yo

Post by Lucy! » December 22nd, 2004, 9:28 pm

YO
yo peeps who be readin diz kolum
SHUT Up an listen yo

I be sendin diz message out to all o yall fo Chriztmazz to wish yo a year o pure happeenez yo
not komplete happeenez thogh cuz den uz wont be needin no advice and where diz biotch gonna get muney to eat?

Mery Chriztmazz to all you lozers
an to uz who celebrate all dem udder stuffs I aint ever goona understand
drink mad lots like i do yo it messes yo head up lovely like
you be type dizzy bye da time uz open gifts and you be like "ohhh sheit! mama dun got me dat Viktorea's Secrete thong i wanted yo!"
and you show yo familee how it looks on yo cuz you lie down on the dina tabble just befor you set to eat and dem be like "holy baby Jesus, oh no she didn't just set in my cranberry sauce wit her skank azz" and i be like "hell yea! wat baby jesus gots to do wit dis?"
shhhooot
I waz bizee wit stuffs befor dats why you lozers aint hear frum me yo
I iz still bizee so I aint gonna respond fo a few days yo
i gots better thingz to do dan be sittin hear helpin yo sorry azzez
dis biotch dun got her nails did aint gonna ruin dem cuz yo needz help
who you think i iz? An Landerrs or sumtin?
sheit
I iz out

Mz. I knowmysheit

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Post by Anonymous-one » December 30th, 2004, 2:57 am

Wazz to late fo Chrizzmazz ,so he gozz. :

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