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Les S. Amore
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Here's the Deal

Post by Les S. Amore » February 25th, 2005, 12:22 pm

Dear Biotch

Here is my problem.

I'm hooked up with this little bimbo. She's cute as a bug, but she only likes to do the wild thing maybe twice or three times a day. This hardly keeps up with my sexual needs. What should I do?

Les
va va voom

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Lucy!
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YO

Post by Lucy! » February 25th, 2005, 12:50 pm

aint nobody want to be hooked up wit sumbody dat aint going to give them none
shoooot
sista think cuz she gotta fine bootie dat she dont need to provied fo her man
sheeit
you better leave dat biotch for some good azz peeps yo
Lil Plucky be sellin women 5 dolla

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Post by jimboloco » April 1st, 2005, 12:42 pm

Lucy she so sweet
an she free butt
don't come easy
oh no

an i thought you thought less was more

lucy lives here, man.
be here now!
i would mind my own bizness but
i am stoned and on tylox
going to dentist at 2 pm
gotta tell someboozy
anybody
clarissa pinkola estes
"how to love a woman"
lucy may like to jammm
but slam bam, man,
gonna get you
out in the rain.
now i remember lucy
when her lips were oh so juicy
then she slipped and fell
everything went to hell

now her hair sticks up
her eyes are wide open
she's become a post-grunge-shocker
ploying her time playing poker
gambling with fools.
but she gives
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]

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