Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

I'm looking for the bartender!
Aren't there any drinks around here?
I'd like a dry martini, please,
and my man would like a beer!

Where are the dancing girls?
I heard they would jump outa the cake.
If they didn't show up, I'll volunteer
if that's what it will take.

Pretty soon it will be 2005.
Who's got the Dom Perignon?
I'm getting all antsy! This new years is fancy!
The old one's almost gone!

I look for the tender
serves absinthe and pulke
and secret potions with names like X

the years stack up, my intoxication's firewood
pour me a dancing girl, I'll pop the cork
a shower of chrome confetti