Muse kus to amuse

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Muse kus to amuse

Post by mousey1 » July 5th, 2006, 9:43 pm

everyone's got a muse
and frankly I think it's overused
a musing to me

when my muse strikes
I grab my pen
and strike it black

I no longer have a muse to inspire me
I have a sear
to sear me

poets have muse
cows
have moos...and milk!

I milked my muse dry
and still my poetry
refused to cry

the best way to squeeze a poem
from your muse
is between forefinger and thumb

the muse
she is hot!
no? :wink:

Don't waste your muse
writing a ku
it is not amused
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse

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Post by mousey1 » July 5th, 2006, 9:45 pm

ps:

I heard that if you make fun of your muse through kus
it will leave
in a 17 syllable snit!
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse

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Post by stilltrucking » July 28th, 2006, 6:24 pm

snitty ku
my muse don't have moos
she laughs

beats me mousey
I blame it on my X chromsome
My feeble one legged Y has to limp after her.

these may be haiku
but not as we know it
what was this about?

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