Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

Damn cat! He Found my stash and shredded it to bits. Now it's stuck in my carpet and I'll have to vaccum it out. Poor cat hasn't moved for hours. Hope he will be alright.
Dank-gone-it!

Switch to A Cat's eye view and we see tranquility and daydreams of chasing the Tabby through an alley filled with trash cans full of French cuisine, his favorite garbage. He catches her by the street light and they make passionate lustful sex for about 3 minutes until the owner of the liquor store comes out with a broom and the dream turns into a night mare.

This is when the cat jumps up screaming and runs up the wall half way. He falls backwards and lies there as another dream begins.

A field of catnip mushrooms in front of him in the oddest boldest

colors .Birds are singing "Eat me" and fish are dancing seductively

with luscious huge fish lips. But then suddenly out of the blue ....

and grabs the cat by the back of the neck and throws him out the door for pissing on the carpet in his overdosed dream state. The cat wakes up groggy and sees the neighbor’s dog coming his way. He rises on wobbly legs but is too stoned to run. This isn’t my day he thinks before he tries his best to take a few shaky steps. By this time the dog is running with the look of a killer in his eyes.

A giant hand comes from out of nowhere and grabs the dog and throws him to the farthest reaches of the universe. Laughing explodes and the cat sees a vision .....

Quickly the cat realizes there's only one thing to do. He offers the approaching dog a buzz and of course the dog being street savy accepts without hesitation.

It just so happens the cat has a connection for shrooms but he mentions you can't cownt on him.

So the cat and the dog got high smoking a hog leg and the cat said,
"Hey man want to go to the park and hook up with a pussy cat?"

"Naw man," says the dog. "I don't swing that way, I'm gay. Can't you tell by the clothes?"

Upon seeing the cat's connection he replies, "I know him, he's got the good shit."

hey fiddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
the cow got so high
she jumped the moon
and the dog made off with the cash.
cause diamonds are a gals best friend.