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dueting with lilywhite - rented a spot, let's party!

Posted: February 9th, 2006, 3:41 am
by Doreen Peri
this space for rent
i'm gonna purchase it
cheap
cost me nothing
but a dollah, a dime,
an idea

Posted: March 3rd, 2006, 4:38 pm
by lilywhite
cheap rent
my mind set
get ready
go
you first

Posted: March 3rd, 2006, 5:00 pm
by Doreen Peri
I saw the for let sign,
went inside, signed
the contract, interacted
with the landlord during
his interview.

He asked me questions
about my personal life.
Did I have a cat or dog?
Was I somebody's wife?
How late do my kids
stay out at night?

Nosy son of a bitch, I thought.
What gives him the right?

But I paid him first month
and last, moved in and invited
the entire cast from last year's
CATS performance.

We played meeeewsic, danced like
purrrfect devils. It was a helluva
party. Invited the neighbors
so they wouldn't complain.

Landlord took my cash.
I woke up with a headache
and a terrible rash. Somebody
stole my stash but I had a place
to call home.
Better to lease than to own.

Who's gonna clean the champagne
spills on the kitchen tile? Who's gonna
fix the leaky faucet? Glad I paid
a security deposit.

I didn't put your name on the lease, lillywhite.
You're not responsible. Let's du et again tonight!

Posted: March 3rd, 2006, 5:09 pm
by lilywhite
someones wife?
indeed
spank him
next
time
tonight?
a date
bills
and my wyles
only pay
so many
morning
is best
for
poetic
love making.

Posted: March 3rd, 2006, 5:15 pm
by Doreen Peri
i thought the landlord
had designs on me
but turns out he
had designs on you.

watch out!
i heard he rents
rooms for a turn
of a screw.

i'd tell him to take a hike.
but if i do, i'd have no place
to store my tv or my bike.

Posted: March 3rd, 2006, 5:24 pm
by lilywhite
perhaps
he has
designs
on we
i'll turn
the screws
you his
head
no need
of worries
he knows
your mine
kick him
where it
burns
and
we'll both
live rent free.