Future, n. (Ambrose Bierce)
Posted: January 1st, 2005, 6:51 pm
FUTURE, n.
That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
CABBAGE, n.
A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
CARTESIAN, adj.
Relating to Descartes, a famous philosopher, author of the celebrated dictum, Cogito ergo sum -- whereby he was pleased to suppose he demonstrated the reality of human existence. The dictum might be improved, however, thus: Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;" as close an approach to certainty as any philosopher has yet made.
CONSERVATIVE, n.
A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
CURIOSITY, n.
An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul.
http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/c.html
That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
CABBAGE, n.
A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
CARTESIAN, adj.
Relating to Descartes, a famous philosopher, author of the celebrated dictum, Cogito ergo sum -- whereby he was pleased to suppose he demonstrated the reality of human existence. The dictum might be improved, however, thus: Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;" as close an approach to certainty as any philosopher has yet made.
CONSERVATIVE, n.
A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
CURIOSITY, n.
An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul.
http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/c.html