"SNAGAHATH-THEY..NEI-HULHA YUGGOTH!!... "
Posted: October 20th, 2005, 2:36 am
"Prepare for the festival. He is coming from Yuggoth."
Today local filming commenced on Cthulhu and adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft's Shadow Over Innsmouth and your's truly was in the thick of it....With our costumes in hand we checked in at The Dead Lion for sign-in and makeup and then reported to the location which happened to be the old Union Fisherman's Co-op net shed at the foot of 31st, you know, the one that's way out over the water...
It was really fun, they had about 15 or 20 of us decked out in black and up on the third floor which was serving as some sort of cult church. There was some phoney looking altar set up and they wanted us to stand around it and chant the nearly unpronouncable..
""SNAGAHATH-THEY..NEI-HULHA YUGGOTH!!...FTHA'LEIN CTHULU! CTHULHU FTAGHN!
ummmm, yea.....
that had us run through it several times before the actual scene was shot and it wasnt that easy to get the timing, pronunciation and enunciation in sync..but eventually they thought we were ready so the cat playing the Grand Wazzoo or leader emoted away as he circled the altar with us dutifully chanting away H.P. Lovecraft's gibberish....We did several takes of it so they'd be satisfied...In one take, one of the assistant directors mistakingly crossed in front of the camera(real pro,eh?) and the director yelled "CUT" and muttered something to her that wasnt nice Im sure. For some reason I thought this was funny and I busted out laughing. I was the only one. Everybody looked at me weird, including the director. I thought, "oh fuck, he's pissed I laughed and he's gonna tell me to split." He looked at me for what seemed like a long time then said,
"Hey, you got a great laugh-I want you to laugh real long and evil for the camera now, okay?"
Me, being the dedicated professional I am, said, " Uhhhh, well sure okay." And so I reached deep down inside my sinister core of evil and did what I thought was the appropriate laugh. When he said cut the whole crew applauded. Man, I tell ya, I'm gonna gain cinematic immortality. I'm never gonna die, but will live forever, me and my evil laugh, on the tv late movies, laughing evily while actress Toree Spelling is getting raped by the monster, Cthulhu.....
After we got done with that scene we had some downtime...they fed us, waited for it to get almost dark then put a bunch of us in black shrouds and filmed us marching into the net shed carrying candles....Tomorrow we go back down there and do some more.
Okay, that's the Hollywood report for tonight from the exciting world of motion pictures... so remember.
"Take the gun. Leave the cannoli"
Curious? You can check it out for background and see a trailer at:
http://cthulhuthemovie.com
Today local filming commenced on Cthulhu and adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft's Shadow Over Innsmouth and your's truly was in the thick of it....With our costumes in hand we checked in at The Dead Lion for sign-in and makeup and then reported to the location which happened to be the old Union Fisherman's Co-op net shed at the foot of 31st, you know, the one that's way out over the water...
It was really fun, they had about 15 or 20 of us decked out in black and up on the third floor which was serving as some sort of cult church. There was some phoney looking altar set up and they wanted us to stand around it and chant the nearly unpronouncable..
""SNAGAHATH-THEY..NEI-HULHA YUGGOTH!!...FTHA'LEIN CTHULU! CTHULHU FTAGHN!
ummmm, yea.....
that had us run through it several times before the actual scene was shot and it wasnt that easy to get the timing, pronunciation and enunciation in sync..but eventually they thought we were ready so the cat playing the Grand Wazzoo or leader emoted away as he circled the altar with us dutifully chanting away H.P. Lovecraft's gibberish....We did several takes of it so they'd be satisfied...In one take, one of the assistant directors mistakingly crossed in front of the camera(real pro,eh?) and the director yelled "CUT" and muttered something to her that wasnt nice Im sure. For some reason I thought this was funny and I busted out laughing. I was the only one. Everybody looked at me weird, including the director. I thought, "oh fuck, he's pissed I laughed and he's gonna tell me to split." He looked at me for what seemed like a long time then said,
"Hey, you got a great laugh-I want you to laugh real long and evil for the camera now, okay?"
Me, being the dedicated professional I am, said, " Uhhhh, well sure okay." And so I reached deep down inside my sinister core of evil and did what I thought was the appropriate laugh. When he said cut the whole crew applauded. Man, I tell ya, I'm gonna gain cinematic immortality. I'm never gonna die, but will live forever, me and my evil laugh, on the tv late movies, laughing evily while actress Toree Spelling is getting raped by the monster, Cthulhu.....
After we got done with that scene we had some downtime...they fed us, waited for it to get almost dark then put a bunch of us in black shrouds and filmed us marching into the net shed carrying candles....Tomorrow we go back down there and do some more.
Okay, that's the Hollywood report for tonight from the exciting world of motion pictures... so remember.
"Take the gun. Leave the cannoli"
Curious? You can check it out for background and see a trailer at:
http://cthulhuthemovie.com