Mr Natural

[myrna minkoff]

Women age better than men. They grow stronger as they age,

[stilltrucking]

Ten of us here, nine old women and one old man. I been thinking about dying my hair gray. I would like to look my age. I make doctors nervous. I look like a walking heart attack. I had to argue with the med techs giving the stress test. They did not think I could do the treadmill. They wanted to give me some kind of shot that would put a load on my heart. Somehow the treadmill seemed like less of a nightmare to me. I am so glad my personal brain care specialist accompanied me. Between the breaks in the test procedure I got to go out in the waiting room where he was waiting and have a brief chat about what was happening. I can read his face, he can read mine. He has known me 69 years. He baby sat me when I was born, he was seven years old at the time. I was so happy when he offered to go with me to the cardiologist and baby sit me again.

[SadLuckDame]

Well I would of, except you were too busy being angry with me, and not in the mood for a woman. Some times I just walk away, and that solves that, until the next we fight. And I was ready to kick the doctor if he made a mistake, I really was, but you've no need of my interferences.

"Just go shopping dame. Stop by to pick me up some perfumed flowers, ones that'll last and ..." But you know I won't go do that! You know I won't. You can be as pissed off as you like, and I'll go glare at myself in the shop windows or make dreaded deadly looks at the stupid men walking by, only I'm not getting you those!.

[stilltrucking]

Too late now.
the damage is done
fortunately geezers thrive on broken hearts.

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into"

[SadLuckDame]

Bah! It's your fault, ya know, not mine.
You shouldn't of thought I'd agree on perfumed flowers, or shopping,

and pah! do I look like I'm enthusiastic about shopping, or do I look more the type to go eat cotton candy at the circus? Well, ask me, I might be better behaved and politely with such fantastic options like the trapeze.

Though, nor should you think women are so very agreeable, for we're not truly, not an agreeable sort of creature. We've fangs, and bewitching eyes, and we watch you sleep soundly, or we sleepwalk intruding in your dreams as a sort of Jeannie, except we only grant for ourselves, usually.

Women want to be so selfish.

[SadLuckDame]

Our darlin' charms, which you men fall for (over and over), are usually our aims for something we want, cause women say one thing alike...
I want...
I want...
I want...

I would have made attempts to be a big help, but cause I don't wanna have you looking with a frown over in my direction, then I just switch it all up and go my way, then either you can be angrier by the minute or miss me, and then I'll have at least something I wanted from the whole fits and tempers. I like a good fight, and I might be the best.

[stilltrucking]

I am not a good fighter
I never want to fight fair
cause you know every thing is fair in love and war
if you want to fight with me please don't turn your back on me


but I would rather dance than fight.


"Well I never been to France
but I kind of like the music"

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[SadLuckDame]

Let the dancing begin.
I want to learn...
Bellydancing

I've got my belly bells to jingle when the lights dim,
I just gotta work out the kinks.

[stilltrucking]

Feeling numb and dumb
Trying to stay alive
I can barely walk a quarter mile
My back is killing me

I think I really do need a new mattress
Still trying to stick to my diet
But I am still kicking, still alive so everything is okay
Sorry I got nothing good to say
except I am happy to be alive
and maybe one day I will be grateful to be dead

[SadLuckDame]

Maybe one day we'll find out in the news that you're Jerry
and so many happy letters would flood your front porch, every female you ever wanted a letter from.

I like sleeping on a mattress on the floor, or the floor, or the ground...makes the aches seem so yesterday or sumpin'. Do you try changing it up, just to see if that'll make the difference?
I swear, it took years off of me, just to sleep how I needed to sleep, and wake up on the nearest transportation taking me back 10 years.
I hope you'll find the type you need.

[stilltrucking]

I got a compressed disc in my spine
Not so bad since I discovered Naproxen
"And one pill makes you small ... "
and one pill makes me Feel better
took me a long time to get here
and I am going to be a long time going
I hope to wake before I go.

Do you remember "blotter"?



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[stilltrucking]

Were you even born yet in 1972?

Do you remember Mr Peabody's Wayback Machine?



I will be a Long Time Gone— in my brother's green 1949 Plymouth convertible— by the time you hit your prime. If I was a woman I would be so grateful to be an old one. If there is reincarnation and I am born again as a woman, I pray to be born old. I would rather be an old woman than an old man any day. So much for "amor fati' But I must say I been very happy to have born a man. Up to this point in time, that is. I wonder if anyone in their seventies has ever had a sex change operation. I am ready for one I think. I would be even happier as an old woman I think.


Old cars and old dogs, and old women a few of my favorite things.

I think of any car I have owned, some very nice like a 1959 Porsche 356A, a 1956 Morgan plus 4, a 1972 Jeep Grand Wagoneer, my favorite car of all was that 1949 green Plymouth convertible that belonged to my brother. The first car I drove, the one I learned to drive on, the one I took my true love to her junior prom in.


I wanna take you for a scenic cruise.

Talk about misheard lyrics
Listening to this song on the radio in that 1949 Greene convertible
I that was singing "scenic cruise"
But a sea cruise would be even sweeter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUSd_RYnxAY

[SadLuckDame]

I saw you last night, saw you there, saw wind in your hair and liked what you were driving with the top down.

I survived the night last night, wasn't easy, but somehow made it through and then I was escaping the noise of my house and lulled so spectacularly in dreamland. Felt good to be there..

No, wasn't my little flower just yet, a few years more.

mr. peabody, take me away in your way of driving. Where to for first stops?

[jimboloco]

www.coverbrowser.com/
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thankkyou mr crum

[myrna minkoff]

She is a trip for me jimbo mi amigo
I can be knocking along quietly and she rattles my cages
Keeps me pounding dis keyboard

Speaking of Thank you mr crumb
I been thinking of this one today




The illustrated book of Genesis, Robert Crumb]

For Revelation-ary revolutionaries

I am a recovering piss-ant
that is why I wimped out and deleted this post from Doreen's 2010 GO thread

I gots wits okay
Now all I need is a moral waiver
Off to see the wizard for that.
The one in the emerald city of Rome i guess


Sorry about the edit jimbo
I like your new avatar lots

Like the picture too even more even if it knocks this

thread out of wack

Blue a good color for you.

"gentle people"
give me the blues
with their talk of wars
bomb bomb bomb um
till their moral improves
2010 and Christian soldier zombies marching as to

war

yeah
lets go see the Pope for another moral waiver
our cause is just
we are the good guys
amerika uber alles


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Moral Camouflage or Moral Monkeys?




To tell the truth

I got more of a bias with Mexico then I do any other
country.
One can only hope that those Mexican drug lords
won't kill their golden goose to the north.

I don't know what is wrong with me jimbo
holes in my brain, somekind of autism or maybe the after effects of a mild stroke, I lost my "sense of place" I can get the same buzz in Muleshue Texas. Or Mexico City Pyramids.

I have the soul of a bean counter, you all have the souls of poets, but Freud was a bean counter too, that poor bastard. may he rest in his morphine physician assisted "big sleep"

I got revolutions rabbits novel, I been carrying that around like a good luck holy book for me.

bits and pieces to day
wondering about my friend mingo
what's he up to
do you know the mingo Jimbo?











this is a message I sent to a supervisor at The Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Foundation and Humanitarian Society of Rosewater County Indiana we take calls disabled americans.

on call #############
a prank caller who starts with weak frail voice and switches
to screaming obscene vicious loud voice

The mundane Sundays of a furry freak brother.
full of wonders and miracles