Smilingjackie's Virtual Yard Sale

[Diana Moon Glampers]

http://members.fortunecity.com/smilingjacky/index.htm


A division of A.Y.S.S. industries PLC of Hong King China and Mule Shoe Texas

this site under construction.

Check out our up coming sale on Avatars and other bleeding edge graphics.

Also coming is a a good deal on Poets' Emergency First Aid Kits.

Also coming will be a commodities future market witha rss feed that will give the goiging market value of pork bellies, human souls, and other body parts.

Modest proposals done cheap

Instant punditry and spontaneous opinions free with every download of a smilingjackie ring tone.

Buyer and seller in self evident truths

[diesel dyke]

Well I got the pay pal thing all set up
now all I got to do is start adding inventory.

But I am having personal problems of a technical nature. My vanity outpaces my ambition.

Watching a movie of wishful thinking. As if I was the character in Tron who is battling with the CPU.

I doesn't anything get done. I wonder if that guy in Iowa would mind if I ripped off his great achievement in life. No sheet. I want it writen on my tombstone, he lies jack tilles the first man to play a perfect game of pac man through all two hundred and fifty six levels.

I could say I have done some thing with this precious gift of life that I never asked for but am forever grateful for so far, yeah who knows , judge no man happy till he is dead I have heard it said.

Meanwhile the struggle continues and my wishbone keeps getting error messages from my backbone.

The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.


-- Barry L. Brumitt

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Today's Best Deals.

Chinese Pottery Bowl cira 2,000 BCE


Thomas Edison's Last Breath

[silent woman]

bargain basement clearance dreams a million nightmares okay son of sam dog is barking wake stumble out of bed with dreams of walking through plate glass windows where did i read about "cutting, someone poseed about cutting, here on studio eight recently i think

and my dog haS TO GO OUT, WHO WOULD RATHER BUST A A BLADDEER THAN PEAA ON HE RUG CAN'T GOTTA GO

Okay so the dog is for sale.
check him out at
Smilingjackies Yard Sales LLC

whoop de do and baby steps

[stilltrucking]

Dog to give away to a good home.
Blind in one eye, maybe senile and prone to mindless violence, likes a hot meal everyday.

Some of my other stuff for sale.


on line gambling
tumbling dice
karmic dice

kards on the table
read um and weep
don't complain about your chances


for some it is the only game in town
knowing when to walk away
just because she asked me too

jack o diamonds
to a queen high straight flush
Draw four

[tinkerjack]

used books

[Doreen Peri]

Who wrote that book, "The Denial of Death"?

What a great title! Did you read it?

[stilltrucking]

One of my more recent acquisitions, I picked it up about four years ago. Difficult to say if I read it or not, i read through the first hundred & sixty pages and then started jumping around between the table of contents and index reading random pages. The whole book seems pretty marked up with my annotations and underlinings so I may have read it all. In fact i still be reading it from time to time.

I have posted a lot of posts about the book, most of them deleted, I think there is one still on a thread by jimboloco to his mother.

I like this bit from the dedication page.

"to the memory of my beloved parents, who
unwittingly gave me-among many other
things-the most paradoxical gift of all-
a confusion about heroism_"

[diesel dyke]

Effexor Rage T Shirts

image source

[diesel dyke]

Pre paid Funeral Insurance Policy
Don't leave your final expenses for you family to pay for
Also cemetary plot for sale in Baltimore
if you don't mind sharing a tombstone with crazy mike
oh well
what the hell
it is free

The Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song
Alison Krauss & Shawn Colvin & Jerry Douglas
Paul Simon Tribute 2007-05-23

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