sentence fragments

[Hypatia]

Online Computing Survey (1985}

If you could connect your computer to a vast network of information how would you use this service?

A. Gather valuable scientific information.

B. Improve my education.

C. Demonstrate my complete lack of personality by spending countless hours typing inane and often obscene sentence fragments that can be viewed by people just like me in "real time."

If you answered "C" above what should that service be called?

© Dilbert




http://studioeight.tv/phpbb/search.php? ... mit=Search

[Hypatia]

Toddler Man
Harvey Karp’s quixotic crusade to teach adults how to talk to 2-year-olds

Why is Dr. Harvey Karp, America’s preeminent baby shaman and an assistant professor of pediatrics at the University of Southern California, screeching like a 2-year-old? He’s demonstrating a technique he calls “playing the boob,” one of several he has devised for communicating with toddlers. Other entries in the Karp playbook include “the fast-food rule” and “toddler-ese”—the latter, a mode of communication heavy on fist-clenching and sputtered sentence fragments, is designed to ease the upset of a young child who, as Karp puts it, has “gone ape.” Actually, according to Karp’s theory of toddlerhood, toddlers essentially are little apes—or, at best, little cavemen—and ought to be approached using tactics that treat them as such.

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc ... an/309055/

[WIREMAN]

....he never found a pathay for his tele or was it tesla lit the sky high up over manhattan where j.edgar kept the old man at bay......

[Unk]

from old mexico
to san antonio
for love and glory
he fought the law
and the lawyers won
my little rock and roller
is up against the wall of red necked mothers who have
and psycho bitches
the sins of the fathers
when will it ever end

nobody is innocent anymore
not even the children

12-year-old with toy gun killed by Cleveland police.jpg (32.83 KiB) Viewed 2197 times

hemingway had a typewriter
and
a shot gun
Virginia woolf had her friends
a pocket full of rocks
and
a river

all I got is
the texas lottery
and the music
thank god for the music
could not make it without the music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Rqe63 ... freload=10



still missing dino and lrod
take care bro

[the mingo]

Happy Birthday ya ol' december child

[zero_hero]

Seventy four today, and I am still trying to defrag my life.



I always liked the Hobbit™ custom of celebrating birthdays. You gave gifts to your friends on your birthday. Since everyday was somebody's birthday so you could expect to get a birthday present every day of the year.

Hope you like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyXJfUPSQhM

[the mingo]