This is your conscience speaking you asshole you

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This is your conscience speaking you asshole you

Post by stilltrucking » February 3rd, 2015, 3:09 pm ... manah.html

true love fifty years later
she is caught up in a time warp of self pity
I don't know what I can do for her but listen
shit it is so got damn boring and annoying
she keeps telling me how good my memory is
she keeps on telling me how she met her husband
how lonely she is now since his death

how long has it been since his death?
a couple of years at least
how can I crack through her bell jar™?
what would Dino do?

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Post by the mingo » February 5th, 2015, 3:06 pm

one thing - write on
that's what he would do
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Re: This is your conscience speaking you asshole you

Post by Unk » February 17th, 2015, 10:00 am

For Dino because we are all Ding Dongs™ on the buss

For my true love of fifty years ago, an email I sent her after her daughter found me on facebook and gave her my email address.
Here is a link for your son, it only pays 13.50 an hour as contractor but
the work is very interesting if he is interested in the internet that is.

Feeling good about myself feeling bad about myself, ride the ego trip.
That is why Zen Buddhism interests me so much, it is all about compassion
for the human condition. I need to get my teeth pulled but I am going to
have to wait out this bug or virus or cold that I got. My antibiotics ran
out yesterday I am going back to the doctor asap cause I still got a sore
throat and lots of congestion which probably has a lot to do with my
rotten teeth probably. Did you see that show "The Slap"? I missed it.
the bastard sons and daughters of godless humanity

Postby constantine » October 18th, 2013, 1:26 pm
what a fucking town!
chock-full of yahoos and ding-dongs
each with a story to tell
where do they find these stories
what possesses - no!
what compels them to tell
these incongruous tales to begin with
i used to listen to them
i was an idiot and didn't know better
i theorized and speculated - stuff like:
what manner of beast is this, or
how far back does this peculiar strain of idiocy go
much like a sociologist, i became a participant observer
and wallowed among the flotsam and jetsam -
the bastard sons and daughters of godless humanity
seeking rustic wisdom and something good to catch a buzz on
but, after thirty years or so i got tired of the whole mess
now they just piss me off with their carny bullshit
their hokey gee-gaws and goofy old ladies
they can all go fuck themselves
if you want to know the truth
Last edited by Unk on May 23rd, 2015, 4:18 am, edited 2 times in total.
thanks dino

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Post by Diana Moon Glampers » April 9th, 2017, 10:26 pm

I must say, I love this thread even if I did write it.
I guess I love it most because it contains a poem by Dino.
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Re: This is your conscience speaking you asshole you

Post by still.trucking » January 24th, 2018, 3:01 am

nothing worse than a jew with a protestant work ethic
yes consciences and assholes have a lot in common
everyone has one

anything anal is so Frudian and consciences so guilty
where is Mr Guilty when I need him?
I also used to be smart.

My email account on facebook is inaccessible because my email account is closed and I can't log into that email account she has for me. I need to let her know I am okay because she still loves the man I was fifty years ago
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Re: This is your conscience speaking you asshole you

Post by gypsyjoker » February 21st, 2018, 12:48 am

I forgot what it was about but I think I should let her know I am still alive, got my teeth fixed and I am over the cold, made it half way through winter so far without catching pneumonia or as I heard it called "the old man's friend" Which my medical pals tell me is really not a good death, I was counting on kidney failure, but I have heard that ain't no picnic either. So I am going to stash some cash and buy a sailboat if nothing better comes along

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