I knew a woman that wanted to be cremated when she is dead. Then she wanted to will her ashes to her friends and they would put the ashes in their peace pipes and smoke it/them?
You know what I said when I saw you posting today.?
I made a solemn promise to my bike that I would not spend all day sitting on my ass.
Another beautiful day in paradise, 49 degrees and cloudy. Waiting for the high of the day before I ride, 52 degrees at three PM.
I get about five channels of God TV INC LLC
in surfing through them I caught a few words.
A preacher, a real professor George Fox would call him.
So, he was quoting god.
And this is what god said
"God said, You Know what?
You know what?
When I Get to Heaven
When I get to heaven, I'm gonna shake God's hand
Thank him for more blessings than one man can stand
Then I'm gonna get a guitar and start a rock-n-roll band
Check into a swell hotel; ain't the afterlife grand?
And then I'm gonna get a cocktail: vodka and ginger ale
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long
I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the tilt-a-whirl
'Cause this old man is goin' to town