Why God made Pam (the spray, not the girl!)
Posted: June 1st, 2006, 8:25 pm
I call this little ditty...
Foible's Law or
Why God made Pam (the spray, not the girl!)
Foible's law
find something you like
tease it till it's hair stands straight on end
then laugh because it looks funny
I do it for fun
kicks
laugh at the schtick
life has become
Eraserhead
(not the movie...my brain)
that's me
mind numbed forgetfulness
with a drawl
How come all the good stuff
clings to the pan
you gotta scrape at it
pry it loose
even after you lube it
Well it's a law
a law of degrees
350
cook it
till it sticks
Maybe I should just eat it raw
Foible's Law or
Why God made Pam (the spray, not the girl!)
Foible's law
find something you like
tease it till it's hair stands straight on end
then laugh because it looks funny
I do it for fun
kicks
laugh at the schtick
life has become
Eraserhead
(not the movie...my brain)
that's me
mind numbed forgetfulness
with a drawl
How come all the good stuff
clings to the pan
you gotta scrape at it
pry it loose
even after you lube it
Well it's a law
a law of degrees
350
cook it
till it sticks
Maybe I should just eat it raw