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Post by roxybeast » December 13th, 2009, 9:06 am

Nike & Tiger sign a new contract "ride-her." Announce plans to market new line of striped condoms with Nike logo & Just Do It packaging! :),

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Post by roxybeast » December 13th, 2009, 9:10 am

Nike announces plans to market a new Tiger golf shirt - changes from tiger stripes to cheetah spots as the lighting changes from course to nightclub!

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Post by roxybeast » December 13th, 2009, 9:12 am

EA Sports revises it's Tiger Woods golf video game to include new feature - now choose a pretty ho to polish your putter after each round!

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Post by roxybeast » December 13th, 2009, 9:18 am

General Mills now saying they're removing Tiger's pictures from boxes of Wheaties, instead his picture will endorse a new breakfast cereal: Woodies!


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......and they don't get soggy in the milk
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Post by roxybeast » December 13th, 2009, 11:50 am

This one from my friend Melanie ...

Have you heard about Tiger's upcoming biography, yep it's called ...

"Tiger's Wood"

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Post by roxybeast » December 14th, 2009, 11:53 pm

I caught a Tiger by his tail ... no wait, that's not his tail ... OMG that's his ... OMFG! :),

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Post by roxybeast » December 16th, 2009, 12:46 am

<center>Really Funny SNL comedy sketch re: Tiger Woods!</center>

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Post by roxybeast » December 17th, 2009, 4:40 pm

My friend Stevo just send me this ... Hilarious cover for Tiger's new book ...

http://twitpic.com/tx1y4

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Post by roxybeast » December 18th, 2009, 11:49 pm

When the trajectory of your swinging is way off target, you often find your balls in the most unlikely places ... right Tiger? :),

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