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Your Best Tiger Woods Jokes!

Post by roxybeast » December 3rd, 2009, 4:24 am

<center>Your Best Tiger Woods Jokes!</center>
My oh my, Tiger what have you done?
Or better question, who haven't you done?

Yes, even the mighty can fall from Grace!
Particularly when she rolls over in bed!

Tiger's little accident has unleashed a firestorm of humor
about all the holes he was plugging off the course!

So give us your best Tiger jokes ... funnier the better!

Here are a few starters that my friend Petra & I have exchanged:

B: That's right people, I just sent another sext to Tiger! :),
P: no way! i just sent him a sext...hope mine got there first!
B: a sext-a-trois'! :),
P: bwhahahahahahaha!
"sooooo tiger, tell me about your favorite putter"
B: Who would have thought that a pro golfer would have a problem keeping his balls in his bag? :),
P: haha
"hey tiger, wanna sing some carols? Jingle Balls Jingle Balls...Jingle all the...oh sorry, sore subject your wife has them in a vice grip...yyeeaaahhh good luck with that..."
B: Gosh, it's not like we didn't already know Tiger was such a great swinger! Now, we just know that actually has two meanings! :),

Anyway, you get the idea ... so hit reply & share the laughter! :)

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Post by roxybeast » December 3rd, 2009, 5:39 am

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal?
They've both been clubbed by Norwegians.

What did Elin say right after she clubbed him?
"Don't even try to tell me I bent my elbow...!"

He's not a Tiger, he's a Cheetah!

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Post by roxybeast » December 3rd, 2009, 6:00 am

Tiger Woods' To-Do List: http://twitpic.com/ruqfk

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Post by roxybeast » December 3rd, 2009, 6:12 am

I guess Tiger forgot the true meaning of "hole-in-one"! ha :)

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Post by roxybeast » December 3rd, 2009, 12:32 pm

Check out Tiger's newest holiday family photo ... (funny!):
http://twitpic.com/rz92l

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Post by roxybeast » December 3rd, 2009, 12:41 pm

Breaking News from ESPN: This year Tiger Woods is on course to receive a record number of strokes!

From all his girlfriends!

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Post by roxybeast » December 9th, 2009, 2:52 am

Why does a Tiger cross the road?

... To get laid of course! :)
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Post by roxybeast » December 9th, 2009, 2:54 am

Tiger just finished 18 holes today ...
and never even set foot on a golf course!

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Post by roxybeast » December 10th, 2009, 6:46 pm

Santa Claus: "HO! HO! HO!

... calm down Tiger, I'm not talking to you!"

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Post by roxybeast » December 13th, 2009, 4:10 am

Tiger's new Tag-Heuer watch commercial: "Buy a Tag-Heuer watch ... They're just great when you've got hot dates at four, six & eight!"

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Post by roxybeast » December 13th, 2009, 4:13 am

Tiger releases new statement blaming all his affairs on Nike ... "after all, they told me to 'Just Do It!' So I did ... a lot ... with any pretty thing that moved!"

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Post by roxybeast » December 13th, 2009, 4:16 am

Tiger releases new statement explaining his decision to take a break from golf:
"Seriously, golf or getting laid, which would you choose?"

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Post by roxybeast » December 13th, 2009, 4:36 am

There's a reason why Tiger Woods is such a great swinger - lots of practice! :0

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Post by roxybeast » December 13th, 2009, 4:38 am

Tiger Woods steps up to the ball, adjusts his "club head" ... & says, hey that reminds me! :),

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Post by roxybeast » December 13th, 2009, 4:40 am

Tiger to his golfing buddy ... tomorrow I think I'll just play 9 hos!

- and -

... Tiger can play so many hos cuz he shoots under par!
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