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<center>Your Best Tiger Woods Jokes!</center>
My oh my, Tiger what have you done?
Or better question, who haven't you done?

Yes, even the mighty can fall from Grace!
Particularly when she rolls over in bed!

Tiger's little accident has unleashed a firestorm of humor
about all the holes he was plugging off the course!

So give us your best Tiger jokes ... funnier the better!

Here are a few starters that my friend Petra & I have exchanged:

B: That's right people, I just sent another sext to Tiger! ,
P: no way! i just sent him a sext...hope mine got there first!
B: a sext-a-trois'! ,
P: bwhahahahahahaha!
"sooooo tiger, tell me about your favorite putter"
B: Who would have thought that a pro golfer would have a problem keeping his balls in his bag? ,
P: haha
"hey tiger, wanna sing some carols? Jingle Balls Jingle Balls...Jingle all the...oh sorry, sore subject your wife has them in a vice grip...yyeeaaahhh good luck with that..."
B: Gosh, it's not like we didn't already know Tiger was such a great swinger! Now, we just know that actually has two meanings! ,

Anyway, you get the idea ... so hit reply & share the laughter!

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal?
They've both been clubbed by Norwegians.

What did Elin say right after she clubbed him?
"Don't even try to tell me I bent my elbow...!"

He's not a Tiger, he's a Cheetah!

Tiger Woods' To-Do List: http://twitpic.com/ruqfk

I guess Tiger forgot the true meaning of "hole-in-one"! ha

Check out Tiger's newest holiday family photo ... (funny!):
http://twitpic.com/rz92l

Breaking News from ESPN: This year Tiger Woods is on course to receive a record number of strokes!

From all his girlfriends!

Why does a Tiger cross the road?

... To get laid of course!

Tiger just finished 18 holes today ...
and never even set foot on a golf course!

Santa Claus: "HO! HO! HO!

... calm down Tiger, I'm not talking to you!"

Tiger's new Tag-Heuer watch commercial: "Buy a Tag-Heuer watch ... They're just great when you've got hot dates at four, six & eight!"

Tiger releases new statement blaming all his affairs on Nike ... "after all, they told me to 'Just Do It!' So I did ... a lot ... with any pretty thing that moved!"

Tiger releases new statement explaining his decision to take a break from golf:
"Seriously, golf or getting laid, which would you choose?"

There's a reason why Tiger Woods is such a great swinger - lots of practice! :0

Tiger Woods steps up to the ball, adjusts his "club head" ... & says, hey that reminds me! ,

Tiger to his golfing buddy ... tomorrow I think I'll just play 9 hos!

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... Tiger can play so many hos cuz he shoots under par!