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I was afraid this was going to happen.

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 6:17 pm
by Doreen Peri
He doesn't know what he's doing.

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 6:37 pm
by westcoast
he who? what what?

lol

~curious westie

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 6:43 pm
by Doreen Peri
ahh..... it works!

a snappy headline and a vague post.

Gotchya wonderin, now, right? ;)

:D

.....

but seriously... the studio/ sunroom project. The archway has a lump at both radiuses (radii? radius'?)

I'm glad I'm here to be a bitch and tell him it's not right. Apparently he can't see it.

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 6:46 pm
by westcoast
rotflol... um
yeah,
i was thinking something
entirely different ;)

good luck wit dat!

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 6:50 pm
by Doreen Peri
well there's always the possibility that i made up the answer just so i wouldn't have to tell the truth to the whole world on the internet superhighway.

:P

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 6:53 pm
by Doreen Peri
oh... and thanks... forgot to say that. ;)

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 7:00 pm
by westcoast
more covert action on the part of Dorrie Super Sleuth !!

we are onto you ggggirrrrllll

~scarlett W

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 7:10 pm
by Doreen Peri
Dori Danger, Cyber Spy.

Shhhhhh

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 8:07 pm
by westcoast
gosh, i was covering for you ;)

lol!

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 9:18 pm
by Doreen Peri
scarlett,

can i let you in on a little secret?

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 10:32 pm
by westcoast
sure, big ones too if you like....

[do you recall that "Gone With the Wind" spoof on the Carol Burnett show when she's dressed as Scarlett in the drapery with the curtain rod running across her shoulders?! lol!]

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 10:53 pm
by Doreen Peri
OK. Keep this under you hat.

I cannot divulge the true identity of the "he" I referred to in my initial post (but I can assure you that he is a fan of big ones, too, as you so astutely guessed). Let me just say this about him ....

I could have predicted that he wouldn't know what he was doing from the outset because of the way he tried to do what he didn't do when he was doing what he wasn't supposed to. Add to that his demeanor and attire. He donned a helmut and sucked on a peppermint-flavored ootpik while wearing what could easily have been your sister's garb. I could tell immediately that he enjoyed the attention when the press arrived and interviewed him for an upcoming feature story on an investigative show I am not at liberty to name at the present time.

Please don't breathe a word of this to a soul! I would die if it were leaked that the interview actually took place on the Isle of Isthmus where I am currently having renovation work done on my summer home.

I have photos of him, by the way. I used my camera phone. I will download them and email them to you at my earliest convenience but I will send them password encrypted.

Remember... if you say a word about any of this to anyone, our professional relationship will be severed immediately. I have ways of finding out.

-D. Danger

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 10:58 pm
by westcoast
*my lips are sealed*

zip!!

sent those photos, babe!!

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 10:58 pm
by westcoast
oh yeah, and when a big one is involved
remember what we learned in spy camp:

DUCK!!

Posted: May 7th, 2008, 11:10 pm
by Doreen Peri
hey listen.. i'm really serious... if you keep these photos on your external drive Z rather than on any other drive which has the backup scripted to to, we're in like flint!

I will destroy my copies as soon as I send them to you. I'm also sending you my notes so file them appropriately, as well, and use the code natasha taught us.

There WILL be a book deal and a movie in this if we're very careful. A big one!

And of course, as always, if the Post gets ahold of one iota of this information and publishes it even as a suggestive blurb in the op ed section.... duck and run!