Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

Dear cat,

I don't see you as a person who wants to be with me to enjoy my company because that's not what you are. I see you as a demanding human being who wants to be fed. You're not a cool cat. You're a pig. It's not companionship. It's begging. Please stop.

Thank you,

doreen peri

meow

And another thing, could you quit with the mewing all the time? You have a mean and disturbing voice. It sounds like you're angry. It's so demanding and shrill and LOUD. Me in, me out, me in, me out, all day and night. Oh and please quit it with the mass murders, ok? I'm tired of tripping over dead birds and squirrels at my doorstep. I don't understand why you don't eat them once you kill them. What's the purpose of the murders? Is it just fun for you or what?