Cell phone thread

[Doreen Peri]

Apologies to all my loyal "Infinity Sideways" readers.

I deleted the notorious "Cell Phone Thread" because someone told me that I was promoting myself as a "Stupid Woman" and it wasn't a good idea to appear that I thought of myself as stupid.

Frankly, I think it was stupid of me to delete the thread based on the stupid analysis of my possible stupidity.

I thank all of you who replied to the thread. It was important to me.

[K&D]

I thought you were being ironic the whole time.

ah well.

[Doreen Peri]

I was just being silly. If I knew how to be ironic, I would.

[stilltrucking]

I bought a solar powered flashlight
Really.
I must have missed the irony.

[mtmynd]

is it better to be an ironic woman than an ironing woman?

an ironic woman doesn't have to be on her feet all day.

i should delete this because it's really too... silly,
or as Soo would say "gawd! that's corny..."

but corn is a very good thing, if she would think about it.

[judih]

i grow corn with my cell phone

[mtmynd]

"i grow corn with my cell phone"

phoney corn... best kind

[judih]

sshhh! there are ears everywhere

[mtmynd]

what they don't ear won't hurt them...

[Doreen Peri]

I called myself on my cell phone just to make sure it worked.
When I answered, I said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello" back.
There was nothing else to say, so I said "Goodbye" and
I replied, "Goodbye" and hung up.

Cost me 10¢.

[mtmynd]

Was there any corn in the phone?

[Doreen Peri]

Yes! So corny it was!
One woman talking
to herself, her mental
health in question!
It was a corn-grown
conversation, a resurgence
of effervescent life!
If I were a man, I'd
ask her to be my wife.
How corny is that?
She's the perfect mate
for me. ME!
See?

lol

[judih]

horticulture
is 4 lovers

[Doreen Peri]

cell phone for rent
will help you grow corn
hourly rates

whoreticulture

[stilltrucking]

a sell phone