selling my body

Post by **Doreen Peri** » January 23rd, 2009, 12:19 pm

if i don't get paid soon, i don't know what i'm going to do.

i was thinking of selling my body but at my age, i'd probably have to pay someone to buy it.

Post by **Lightning Rod** » January 23rd, 2009, 12:45 pm

you still got product doreen

what you need is a good pimp

or, as we writers call it, an agent

Post by **Doreen Peri** » January 23rd, 2009, 2:15 pm

Maybe I should consider renting it instead of selling it.

Post by **Lightning Rod** » January 23rd, 2009, 2:29 pm

it's always a rental, darlin'

you don't want a long lease

and ownership is a nightmare

you have to pay upkeep

Post by **Doreen Peri** » January 23rd, 2009, 2:31 pm

I mean, I'm thinking I won't need an agent to rent it. Their commission scale is too high. I can't afford it. The heat is on and the gas bill has skyrocketed! Short term rentals might be best. By the minute maybe, instead of the hour.

Post by **Doreen Peri** » January 23rd, 2009, 2:36 pm

Lemme see... If I have to pay them a dollar to rent it and I charge 2 dollars, that's 100% profit from my investment. All I'll need is 1500 customers by the end of the month to make next month's mortgage.

Hmmm... this could be doable.

Post by **Lightning Rod** » January 23rd, 2009, 2:38 pm

have you considered parking?
and the lines would be around the block

let's see, fifteen minutes apiece (I know you require foreplay)

1500 x fifteen minutes = 22,500 minutes
divided by sixty = 35 hrs or so

pretty good work week
but hell doreen, you could do it laying down

Post by **Doreen Peri** » January 23rd, 2009, 2:49 pm

No! Never thought of that. Thanks for the suggestion!

Post by **Lightning Rod** » January 23rd, 2009, 3:00 pm

this is the internet age
have you considered sex-cams?
then you could handle several customers at once

Post by **Doreen Peri** » January 23rd, 2009, 3:03 pm

No. I can't do that. I'd need e-commerce and I don't know how to set it up.

Then again paypal might work.

I'm actually starting to reconsider this whole idea and try a different approach.

Disability might work. But marrying a millionaire would be more profitable.

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How do they expect people to live without getting paid? I don't get it. Sighh

Post by **Lightning Rod** » January 23rd, 2009, 3:07 pm

there's a niche for you here doreen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILF

Post by **Doreen Peri** » January 23rd, 2009, 3:12 pm

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not an "older woman." I'm young!

Post by **Lightning Rod** » January 23rd, 2009, 3:20 pm

I guess older or younger depends upon your point of view
you are young to me....haha

maybe your target market should be 'rich dentists over sixty'

Post by **Doreen Peri** » January 23rd, 2009, 4:33 pm

If I'm going to have to pay to get paid then I'm not paying a dentist. I already have paid too many dentists too much money.

Plus, if I'm going to have to pay to get paid, why would I choose someone in that age category? Do I get a discount or something?

Post by **Lightning Rod** » January 23rd, 2009, 4:38 pm

no, you don't get a discount
but he will pull the top two and drill the bottom one.

(and, oh yeah, pay the bills)

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