Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

if i don't get paid soon, i don't know what i'm going to do.

i was thinking of selling my body but at my age, i'd probably have to pay someone to buy it.

you still got product doreen

what you need is a good pimp

or, as we writers call it, an agent

Maybe I should consider renting it instead of selling it.

it's always a rental, darlin'

you don't want a long lease

and ownership is a nightmare

you have to pay upkeep

I mean, I'm thinking I won't need an agent to rent it. Their commission scale is too high. I can't afford it. The heat is on and the gas bill has skyrocketed! Short term rentals might be best. By the minute maybe, instead of the hour.

Lemme see... If I have to pay them a dollar to rent it and I charge 2 dollars, that's 100% profit from my investment. All I'll need is 1500 customers by the end of the month to make next month's mortgage.

Hmmm... this could be doable.

have you considered parking?
and the lines would be around the block

let's see, fifteen minutes apiece (I know you require foreplay)

1500 x fifteen minutes = 22,500 minutes
divided by sixty = 35 hrs or so

pretty good work week
but hell doreen, you could do it laying down

No! Never thought of that. Thanks for the suggestion!

this is the internet age
have you considered sex-cams?
then you could handle several customers at once

No. I can't do that. I'd need e-commerce and I don't know how to set it up. Then again paypal might work.

I'm actually starting to reconsider this whole idea and try a different approach.

Disability might work. But marrying a millionaire would be more profitable.

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How do they expect people to live without getting paid? I don't get it. Sighh

there's a niche for you here doreen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILF

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not an "older woman." I'm young!

I guess older or younger depends upon your point of view
you are young to me....haha

maybe your target market should be 'rich dentists over sixty'

If I'm going to have to pay to get paid then I'm not paying a dentist. I already have paid too many dentists too much money.

Plus, if I'm going to have to pay to get paid, why would I choose someone in that age category? Do I get a discount or something?

no, you don't get a discount
but he will pull the top two and drill the bottom one.

(and, oh yeah, pay the bills)