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Dor-to-dor solicitors

Post by Doreen Peri » October 5th, 2010, 9:45 pm

I'm the Dor. :D

When the Mormons come knocking at the door, I tell them I'm Catholic. When the 7th-Day Adventists come knocking at my door, I tell them I'm Jewish. When the siding and window salesmen come knocking at my door, I tell them I'm Buddhist and busy meditating. When the Tea Party comes knocking at my door, I tell them I'm Muslim. If you came knocking at my door, I'd invite you in for a glass of wine and some pasta. If you tried to convert me, I'd tell you I was a hard top. (non-convertible) :P

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Re: Dor-to-dor solicitors

Post by Doreen Peri » November 17th, 2010, 6:49 pm

hahahahahaha

religious fanatics

i actually wish one of them would convert me to believe in something

because i don't believe in anything any more.

but this was really funny, doreen peri.

love,

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Re: Dor-to-dor solicitors

Post by mousey1 » November 23rd, 2010, 9:00 pm

Oh lol. I hope you don't mind me bringing these written antics of yours
up to the top. You are a funny gal. Luvs Ya!
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse

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Re: Dor-to-dor solicitors

Post by Doreen Peri » November 27th, 2010, 10:43 pm

mousey1, my dear, without you, girl, I'd be hearing one hand clapping! heh

I thought I heard a giggle from the back row... and it was YOU, after all! Come here, you! I wanna hug ya! I love myself some mousey! ;)

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