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routine #26

Posted: July 18th, 2008, 10:26 am
by constantine
i know a trick or two, ducky
some would call it seduction
i call it style and good taste
learned this one from omar sharif
no shit,
i call it routine #26
"i only have eyes for you"
check it out
i'm at a party or the laundromat
maybe a poetry reading
sitting between multiple females
talking in triplicate about
hegel and kant about
matisse and picasso about
poochie and puff-puff
i don't have to say a word
through gesture, eye contact, facial expression
i create the illusion
(now get this!)
of avidly listening, of actually
caring about whatever the hell
they have to say!
then
if i'm lucky
i'll get some

Posted: July 18th, 2008, 7:43 pm
by westcoast
ah yes, the obsequious sycophant
always in season...drink the kool-aid
ladies

well done!

~westie

Posted: July 19th, 2008, 2:39 pm
by constantine
you look so nice in green.