routine #26
Posted: July 18th, 2008, 10:26 am
i know a trick or two, ducky
some would call it seduction
i call it style and good taste
learned this one from omar sharif
no shit,
i call it routine #26
"i only have eyes for you"
check it out
i'm at a party or the laundromat
maybe a poetry reading
sitting between multiple females
talking in triplicate about
hegel and kant about
matisse and picasso about
poochie and puff-puff
i don't have to say a word
through gesture, eye contact, facial expression
i create the illusion
(now get this!)
of avidly listening, of actually
caring about whatever the hell
they have to say!
then
if i'm lucky
i'll get some
some would call it seduction
i call it style and good taste
learned this one from omar sharif
no shit,
i call it routine #26
"i only have eyes for you"
check it out
i'm at a party or the laundromat
maybe a poetry reading
sitting between multiple females
talking in triplicate about
hegel and kant about
matisse and picasso about
poochie and puff-puff
i don't have to say a word
through gesture, eye contact, facial expression
i create the illusion
(now get this!)
of avidly listening, of actually
caring about whatever the hell
they have to say!
then
if i'm lucky
i'll get some