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back in business

Posted: April 14th, 2010, 7:09 pm
by constantine
i'm back in business
you thought i was out
but i'm back - baby!
get used to it, get over it
get the hell out of it!
that's my motto, or is it a credo?
no difference! why split hairs?
a tedious process that gets you nowhere fast
unless, of course
that is what you truly desire to do
in which case, by all means
knock yourself out
i won't stop you, hell
i may even help
but, if you're really serious
permit me to suggest
a more pleasurable form of human endeavor
mutual stimulation of genital areas
can be quite pleasing and has stood the test of time immemorial
i'm not talking that homo-erotic mandalayan shit
i'm talking inter-sexual conibulations
judiciously applied
sophisto stuff - like pantyhose
and boots of corinthian leather
only more physical in a biological sense
these are matters seldom discussed
but always inferred or deduced
i can't remember the difference
but that's besides the point
we are not discussing socrates or aristotle
this is reality, not some philosophical construct

Posted: April 15th, 2010, 5:41 pm
by SadLuckDame
That's right, you tell em. mr., they should go to bed with their stockings on sometimes, and do laundry in them, dishes and everything in between.

Posted: April 15th, 2010, 7:49 pm
by constantine
i merely suggest a possible course of action, or rather the narrator does - i've transcended my desire for conibulation.

Posted: April 15th, 2010, 7:53 pm
by SadLuckDame
Not sure what a conibulation is. I'll go to check it out.

Posted: April 15th, 2010, 9:18 pm
by constantine
it's a lot of conning and a little nibbling

Posted: April 15th, 2010, 9:25 pm
by SadLuckDame
... which is cool.

Posted: April 16th, 2010, 5:57 am
by stilltrucking
I like that last line a lot.

This is reality

Posted: April 16th, 2010, 7:42 am
by constantine
yeah, that line opens it up a bit - it would be sort of a different poem without it.

Posted: April 17th, 2010, 10:20 am
by Non Sum
Corinth, having neither a tanning industry nor cattle, how do you "infer or deduce" it comes by all that leather to boot?

Posted: April 17th, 2010, 11:09 am
by constantine
i will research this claim of yours and we shall see what we shall see.

Posted: April 17th, 2010, 8:29 pm
by constantine
i could use a burger right about now i tell you what!

Posted: April 17th, 2010, 8:39 pm
by constantine
corinthian leather was employed as a linguistic cachet, first by chrysler and then by me.