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by sasha » March 14th, 2018, 9:42 am
Dave the plowman came late yesterday afternoon and made a half-hearted sweep up my driveway, but I know his MO now, and felt sure he was just setting the stage for a 2nd, more thorough, attack. And sure enough, at 6:30 this morn, Dog & I were awakened by his flashing lights and the rumble of his plow slamming a mountain of snow up against the remnants of the last one. I've still got to dig out the car & the mailbox, but an hour should take care of it.
Ran across a curious allusion in an old collection of ghost stories I picked up at a 2nd hand bookstore. Someone was relating to the narrator of the story an occult event that had supposedly taken place nearby, but concluded his tale with a non sequiter admitting his fondness for ripe stilton cheese. "Wait a minute," the narrator says. "Are you telling me this was all just a cheese dream?" (emphasis mine)
Cheese dream? Not a phrase I was familiar with. Mister Google referred me to Professor Wikipedia who informed me that some think that Stilton cheese contains (or stimulates within the body the production of) psychoactive compounds conducive to the formation of intense, vivid dreams. Since cheese has yet to be declared a Schedule I drug, I felt a little experimentation might be in order, and picked up a wedge of Blue Stilton on my next grocery run. For the next few nights I nibbled an ounce or so before bedtime - and was occasionally rewarded by long, remarkable excursions. I've been rehired by Markem, driven mountain roads with my dad, and found a whole suite of secret rooms in my house. I can't claim any statistically significant correlation between the two, but if you're as fascinated as I am by where our minds take us at night, it's a harmless way to possibly amp up the outre nature of the journey. Be forewarned that Stilton is a bleu cheese, strong and rank, and tad pricey if that ain't your thing.
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"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)