Cancer lady, firstly

[SadLuckDame]

Thinking about growing up in red-neck woods, and my mom making us young ladies...

So we wore fancy Sunday dresses (three times a week), laced shawls, and I even owned soft white 'muffs' (you know the kind you can put a hand in on each side.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muff_%28handwarmer%29

Article on the history of muffs
Gotta scroll down to read it.

http://webspace.webring.com/people/lo/o ... _dress.htm


I remember my Grandma having one of those brown fur minx. It was the whole animal, with a tiny head (not a gold and jeweled one), anyway, it would just lay across the shoulder.
I'm totally laughing.

We were softly fashioned young ladies looking at dead deer in the garages.

P.S. I'm cracking up at picturing that extreme to the other. What the hell are we talking about. Yes, my great Uncles made turtle soup and wrapped wounds in cob webs, an old wives tale to heal bad wounds.

[stilltrucking]

I remember your grandmother's mirror. Mine had one just like it. The two mirrors on eihter side on hinges so you could see your reflection from so many different sides.

I think my grandmother had a fox stole, head and paws and everything it used to spook me out.





I was talking to diamond lil about the way women cross their legs, She told me about how she was drilled in the proper way for a girl to sit.

In 1959 my first semester at the U of MD there was a dress code for women. No slacks or jeans except during snow storms girls had to wear dresses. No shit.

What did you carry in your muff?

And the noble ladies of Venice used to carry their tiny dogs in their muffs, much as our smart women do in these days.

<center>Wow I just noticed the new banner</center>

[SadLuckDame]

Oh boy! What would I carry in my muff if I had one now?
That is exciting to think about, gonna try out items in my head.

Yes, the little paws, the little teeth, the beady glass eyes! It was wicked, really liked that.

Her mirror's gone now, but we've got good long term memory.

I try to teach my daughter the proper way a lady should sit. There are certain lady things worth passing on, couldn't go out of style.

Makes me think about men's fashion.
Did you have a pipe?

Love the banner today.
I see a tree with a bird's nest made of a lovely cranberries.
Makes me feel good, too.

[SadLuckDame]

If you look at it another way, it looks like a blue lady with a fox muff and she's talking with a crow.

More to do with fashion, also to do with their 'looks'.
Hobble Skirt, like being a package

[stilltrucking]

I used to smoke a pipe thirty no forty years ago when I had a sailboat. I loved the smell of cavendish tobacoo, reminded me of my oldest brother. I am thinking about buying another one. But good pipes are so expensive. The only ones that smoke good are natural briars. or merschaum.

Been nice chatting with you today dame. I finally got out for my ride. Rode all over town looking at flag poles.

Sorry to hear about that cemetary.

Wireman said the painting is by Jackson Pollocks wife.

[SadLuckDame]

At this point, I'm pretty boring, I'd prolly just keep a tiny notepad and pen in the muff or a bottle of alcohol. If I were to lie a little, to be more interesting, I'd say I'd hide a bunny in there or a book of pressed flowers and ribbons or love letters from a beau.

I hope you come across a good pipe like those at some estate sale or by way of family or something then.

I'm glad we got out of the house today, Jack.
Was a pretty sky to ride under at least, even if my azz was cruising for a bruising, and you didn't find what you were really looking for...we did get out and we had some pretty blue time.

[stilltrucking]

You airn't boring to me dame
I can out bore anybody
I am more boring than you anyday

I even got a song wrote for me about that

"many a man has traveled this road
faced all the troubles and took all the blows
shut up stilltrucking I am bored with your blues" the spinoza of baltimore.

[SadLuckDame]

If I could go to sleep right now, then sleep straight through till a.m., I would.

Stood on the side walk talking to the neighbor dad, and some 'leering' guy walked past me three times saying, 'hellooo...' drawing it out in such a creepy-leering fashion.

None are normal like you.

Reading metamorphosis. Started printing it out, so I can read it in bed, but after printing up to the fifth book, it was almost as many pages as a 'book', and since it continued on to book twelve or so..I decided I'd read book six on from off the web instead.

I do not like men any more,
if I ever did.

[stilltrucking]

I don't like men either.
I also don't like women.

I like children, cats and dogs.

[SadLuckDame]

I believe you.

I don't always like cats and dogs,
I put up with my murderous hound,
but he makes me miserable during thunder storms, fireworks and strangers. I had a cat once who only visited every two weeks or so. Another cat once who got ringworm.

[SadLuckDame]

What I need.

[stilltrucking]

TOP 10 THINGS WOMEN WISH THEY COULD DO 1. Go to an airport and get the next available flight to anywhere 2. Emigrate 3. Tell people what they really think of them 4. Hand in their notice without another job to go to 5. Have a dramatic hair cut 6. Put the house up for sale and buy a new one 7. Try something new in the bedroom 8. Go back to school 9. Book in for a boob job 10. Sing in public ENDS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/women ... lives.html

Dreamed I flew to London last night. Picked up a paper at the airport and read an article about bored women.

What I need right now is a water pump for a Mazda and a trip to the beach.
Sometimes I wish I was on Queen for a Day.

[SadLuckDame]

Hey Jack, me too, would love being on queen for a day. If I ever get rich, I wanna travel. That's a good dream and bored women. I used to be a bored woman, but then not much these days.

I'm not feeling well, a flu kind of bug and I'm all aches and pains. Couldn't sleep.

[SadLuckDame]

Damn you! Damn, damn, damn!

Had a dream about walking down a dark road, avoiding all cars that passed by with their lights slowly going from my ankles up. Was looking for a car with the radio going and his cigarette out the window, he'd swerve accidentally and not seeing me straight away, then going damn a woman.

[SadLuckDame]

"I'm mean, but surely you're meaner than I. At least, I'm making attempts at sweet on first tries, only resort to having to play mean witchy woman, if nice doesn't work."

Just watched Sherlock Homes.