Going Down the Waterslide

[Steve Plonk]

Bibimbap a lugey boogie boogie bam clang!
Let the air vibrate with the voice from the slang,
Let the ziggyboogiedoo flip into the waterslide flue,
Let the splish splash noogie get into your shoe...

Flip the flap a dap dang doodle
Let the fries come thru to your noodle,
Let the wild birds sing with your song,
"Cause we all moving on before much too long,
We are like the grass and we will be reaped,
So let us begin our nighttime creep...

Just like ole Finnegan, we slip into the continuum,
Never worry 'cause the rain'll wash out our brain,
To bring a little water on the subject
Dry clothes is no object ,
So let's get wet & wild like an unruly child ...

"Cause we are ready like Finnegan Freddy
Bibimbap a lugey boogie boogie bam clang!
Smoked too much rope, drank too much sang...
Went down the waterslide & my senses rang,
Down thru the tubes like a big lizard thang...
Makes you wonder where you at,
When you slide down a waterslide like that.