Trickle-up Economics (aka the bailout)
Posted: October 29th, 2008, 1:49 am
Someone has to buy the stuff. Too much on the stuff and the someone may wane. Like any other post-World War touch-screen game. Bleed your capital but not too fast or too far. Flashing screen! Flashing screen! Fund the incursions. Tell us every month why we're there, losing parts of us, and use the approved words. Skull 'n bone. Spread it on a hundred-billion dollar stick if necessary. This is our unipolar moment, not enough. I swear I could rule this damn place if they keep buying that stuff.
When Grandpa sneaked out to see The Godfather I asked Mom, "there aren't any more gangs like that, right?" So I'm drunk on Vegas because it's my own fault. You want an education? Sign on the line. Mix your deadly blood with the nameless and take your chances. Too much interference. The Age of Information barely sunk into God's modern bone machine. Even Bill Gates couldn't save it. Flashing screen! Flashing screen!
Save your sermon for a rainy day in some Paris Cafe. You Commie bastards had your chance but you couldn't get over that Empire thing, could you? Hunker down. It doesn't matter if they were right. I fight. Need gun. Where's the cash machine? Anger grows per square foot and it's expendable. Me? I'm slightly happy under the disfigured, narcotic weather, and I've tried lots of roads. Hell, just marry the thing and be done with it. Say yes. Buy something, goddammit. The market is testing its bottom, that's all. **Pinch**
Con-doleeza con-da-rooni Con-doleeza fight fight fight. Con-do-leeza tell me true, tell me cuando? cuando? cuan-do.. Hunker down like an evil blackgrass hillbilly jug band on shine. Grab a banjo and do exactly what they say. Trust me. Tell me cuando? cuando? cuaan-do.. Hey look over there. Those people are evil (or at least misguided)! I'll save them with rifles. Or maybe a well-timed plane crash (remember the resource limitation). Flashing screen! Flashing screen!
Sarcasm has no place in proper discourse. The Liberals oughta be ashamed of themselves (like any proper Fundamentalist). The Fundamentals are sound! The Funds are due. Mentally, I agree! So buy something. Get wise to bar codes and stretched polymers. Confucius say: pay your back interest next month. Whew! That was close. No, sarcasm has no place in proper discourse. Nosiree Bob. Therefore delete the above paragraph.
I had more to say, but the goddamned internet went out again today.
When Grandpa sneaked out to see The Godfather I asked Mom, "there aren't any more gangs like that, right?" So I'm drunk on Vegas because it's my own fault. You want an education? Sign on the line. Mix your deadly blood with the nameless and take your chances. Too much interference. The Age of Information barely sunk into God's modern bone machine. Even Bill Gates couldn't save it. Flashing screen! Flashing screen!
Save your sermon for a rainy day in some Paris Cafe. You Commie bastards had your chance but you couldn't get over that Empire thing, could you? Hunker down. It doesn't matter if they were right. I fight. Need gun. Where's the cash machine? Anger grows per square foot and it's expendable. Me? I'm slightly happy under the disfigured, narcotic weather, and I've tried lots of roads. Hell, just marry the thing and be done with it. Say yes. Buy something, goddammit. The market is testing its bottom, that's all. **Pinch**
Con-doleeza con-da-rooni Con-doleeza fight fight fight. Con-do-leeza tell me true, tell me cuando? cuando? cuan-do.. Hunker down like an evil blackgrass hillbilly jug band on shine. Grab a banjo and do exactly what they say. Trust me. Tell me cuando? cuando? cuaan-do.. Hey look over there. Those people are evil (or at least misguided)! I'll save them with rifles. Or maybe a well-timed plane crash (remember the resource limitation). Flashing screen! Flashing screen!
Sarcasm has no place in proper discourse. The Liberals oughta be ashamed of themselves (like any proper Fundamentalist). The Fundamentals are sound! The Funds are due. Mentally, I agree! So buy something. Get wise to bar codes and stretched polymers. Confucius say: pay your back interest next month. Whew! That was close. No, sarcasm has no place in proper discourse. Nosiree Bob. Therefore delete the above paragraph.
I had more to say, but the goddamned internet went out again today.