Rules of Crime
Posted: January 1st, 2005, 1:02 pm
When we were growing up as young Lakewood Rats in East Dallas, O.P.'s uncle Dave was the senior Character. He instructed us in the ways of crime and honor.
The immutable rules of crime:
1. You don't steal from your friends. You get with your friends and steal from somebody else.
2. Don't shit too close to your back door. The smell is apt to blow back in.
3. Don't lie when the truth will do. It's easier to remember.
4. Don't get too greedy. Remember, many times can you shear a sheep but only one time can you skin it.
5. Them that say don't know and them that know don't say.
The immutable rules of crime:
1. You don't steal from your friends. You get with your friends and steal from somebody else.
2. Don't shit too close to your back door. The smell is apt to blow back in.
3. Don't lie when the truth will do. It's easier to remember.
4. Don't get too greedy. Remember, many times can you shear a sheep but only one time can you skin it.
5. Them that say don't know and them that know don't say.