Recline of the West (post-election sour grapes)
Posted: January 13th, 2005, 4:35 pm
Watch TV in the basement with the sound off and a stiff drink. Observe Charlie Sheen's rigid, finely-crafted hair. Watch hardbodies rub up on a new corporate thrust. Watch the various barking heads massage their ideological erections. Indulge in a steady erosion of values over a fresh whiskey-rocks, across the wet bar and the avocado shag, same as your parents, if they thought to hide out from passing clouds of mutually-assured nuclear winter (the concurrent plummet and Recline of the East).
Morality will now be classed as the right political affiliation, or a poll with just enough stolen juice to edge over fifty. It will now be about "preserving our way of life".... in self-defense, understand. But morality's uneasy partnership with justice is taking quite a ride. Justice likes to wander a bit, to experiment with new technology. Justice has an acquired taste for the raw capital required to buy the most techno-fresh new set of bombs; now so advanced that they merely level entire foreign neighborhoods and generations by regrettable miscalculation.... all in self-defense, understand. But technological training is so important for our young people. Unimaginable push-button destruction will deliver the greater good eventually, if the right coordinates are entered.
War is now a nationally-televised sporting event, that is, until the ratings drop low enough, similar to bonus college football coverage, spiked with Army recruiting commercials. And in today's volunteer Army, it's essential to draft God for combat duty, if the numbers look right. It's now widely acknowledged that God must distance Himself from all those ill-considered peace and love references in the Good Book. Peace and love have zero political capital, even among those who profess to worship the Prince of Peace. But then, Christ himself never fared too well in the polls either.
Go ahead. Watch the fissures spread. Observe the continental plates of civilization ordered into collision. Note the unswept wreckage along the fault lines, where just yesterday, the Freedom Forces proclaimed their latest acquisitions. These things have always been fueled by consuming, molten fire. So hit the ice-maker and quench it with another well-deserved round.
Morality will now be classed as the right political affiliation, or a poll with just enough stolen juice to edge over fifty. It will now be about "preserving our way of life".... in self-defense, understand. But morality's uneasy partnership with justice is taking quite a ride. Justice likes to wander a bit, to experiment with new technology. Justice has an acquired taste for the raw capital required to buy the most techno-fresh new set of bombs; now so advanced that they merely level entire foreign neighborhoods and generations by regrettable miscalculation.... all in self-defense, understand. But technological training is so important for our young people. Unimaginable push-button destruction will deliver the greater good eventually, if the right coordinates are entered.
War is now a nationally-televised sporting event, that is, until the ratings drop low enough, similar to bonus college football coverage, spiked with Army recruiting commercials. And in today's volunteer Army, it's essential to draft God for combat duty, if the numbers look right. It's now widely acknowledged that God must distance Himself from all those ill-considered peace and love references in the Good Book. Peace and love have zero political capital, even among those who profess to worship the Prince of Peace. But then, Christ himself never fared too well in the polls either.
Go ahead. Watch the fissures spread. Observe the continental plates of civilization ordered into collision. Note the unswept wreckage along the fault lines, where just yesterday, the Freedom Forces proclaimed their latest acquisitions. These things have always been fueled by consuming, molten fire. So hit the ice-maker and quench it with another well-deserved round.