My girlfriend goes away for 2 weeks

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My girlfriend goes away for 2 weeks

Post by Axanderdeath » January 28th, 2005, 10:25 pm

My girlfriend goes away for two weeks and I decide that it is okay to go check out some porn sites. I am staying in her father's house. Her father is away in gutamala, and she has goneto visit him. So I go and look at some site, and look at a bunch of girls neked body's when somthing pops up, and on screen. I click close and something eles pops up. I had been on the site for about 10 min. I had the regerstry key stolen. Iwas drunk for 4 days striaght try to fix it. walking hung over to computer stores and pretty much doing every thing but cry for some one to help me out fucking over my girfriend's father's computer that is like the oldest computer in the world --to help me ouyt and finally some one did. I am telling my girl friend that I tried to down load kazza...

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Post by jimboloco » February 9th, 2005, 2:15 pm

That's what they mean by mired in filth.
I must confess I've had a peek or two.
This is the family computer so
is it a no no
would rather resist paying war taxes
tho
a real porn in my book
the monies we pay on wars.

when we coulld be sending them gardening tools.


i just had a flashback
rainbow gathering 1980
oregon

women barebreasted
pretending to be working
like they weren't sexy or something

flashback complete

found your dilemma to be uproarious
can't remember anything quite so
incredulous as that
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]

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Post by stilltrucking » February 9th, 2005, 3:35 pm

Geoff you can do it but be careful, back up the registry, not sure which version windows if 95 or 98 run regedit, Not sure what yu got ezula?
I had a flame about scumware but it is gone, DP must have taken out the trash
google scumware or check out these links.

http://www.scumware.com/Take your time. You can do it.
http://www3.ca.com/securityadvisor/pest ... x?id=58306

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=ezula
You don't need to go a porno site to get it jimboloco, googling for song lyrics can fuck up your machine, believe me even if you put a condom over it.
I was searching for a movie with peter falk, the balcony, just try googling for Genet, guarentee you get hooked

Kazaa
http://www.scumware.com/apps/scumware.p ... lications/

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Post by jimboloco » February 9th, 2005, 4:01 pm

speaking about Peter Falk,
I was down an out on New York
at drawing class when
one night Petey walks into class
He's wearin a flannel shirt an
real hyper he sets up and draws real good, like
I dig it ya know.

Ever see the William Wenders movie called
"Wings of Desire?"
Patey's in there a fallen angel his self an drawing, he says,
"This guy has eyes like a raccoon."
An then he says, "Someday I'll make a good drawing!"
Swear ta GOD!
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]

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