Somewhere & Nowhere & Nowhere's Dog
Posted: February 3rd, 2013, 12:43 pm
Somewhere knew something was gonna happen. She felt it in her bones when she woke up that morning. Sure enough Nowhere came over. He had an erection. He said "Look, Somewhere, this happens when I think of you and I'm always thinking of you. I want to put it in you now." "You're sweet, Nowhere," Somewhere said, "but not just now. I'm waiting for something to happen. People are treating me to their Ignore buttons and unfriending me & I don't know why. I'm nicheless." "Youre not nicheless! Nowhere replied, "You're not! You have a sweet niche and I love it. You have a niche and I have an erection and that erection belongs in your niche but all you can think of is those who use there Ignore buttons on you & unfriend you! You can't get enough of that it seems." So Nowhere left her then and took his dog and went to the woods. His dog was so happy about it with his tail wagging and running ahead and sticking his nose in the cold snow all the way up to his eyes. Nowhere laughed at that long and loud. The woods rang with it.
