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tantrums

Posted: February 12th, 2013, 11:57 pm
by creativesoul
i smoke- okay- i have been on the patch for ten fucking years..if i stop smoking- i start eating- and i did
so then i hate my stomach
flip out
run and do an intake
greeted by friends from kauai
ended up applying for a job-

i have avoided meetings because i saw someone there i didnt wanna see
trauma
then this big gorgous bald guy with great teeth and i meet and i asked him if he woud wear a wig
and he said
YES I WOULD
and he can sing

i am done pussyfooting around ldies and gentleman- lets get stright to the facts
JUST WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO FOR LOVE AND PLEASURE
she smiles
and holds her gun to the sky and lets off a few shots
the sun was going down
the fog came in
ten ducks walked by
let it roll off your back
she says

Re: tantrums

Posted: February 13th, 2013, 12:58 pm
by the mingo
our backs are never round enough
for everything that has to roll off them
8)

Re: tantrums

Posted: February 13th, 2013, 1:07 pm
by creativesoul
ya it is true- but the jokes are getting better

Re: tantrums

Posted: February 13th, 2013, 5:15 pm
by the mingo
ya just cracked me up to hell & gone - sooner or later my body will have to pause me to breathe - 8)