Portrait of the Poet at Lunch
Posted: August 28th, 2018, 3:22 am
I was gonna make me a cold chicken sandwich but last moment decided to go with steamed cauliflower because the chicken will last a lot longer in the fridge than the cauliflower will. So steamed it put it in a big bowl with butter and salt and vinegar - o yeah, Mama, life is good!
Then my cat got bored and attacked my leg. I pushed her off. She came back, attacked me again. I said you better Watch Out, Gato, I'll kung fu your ass from here to the Pennsylvania state line! She made a jump for the finger I was pointing at her, almost got me too - then she sauntered away like a Karate Kat - thing is she didn't have to find no teacher or spend years meditating or fuck around in no dojo hell no - she was born that way.
Now that the excitement has passed I'm thinking again of that chicken sandwich. I loves me some cauliflower but it ain't shit for staying power. But chicken? Now that dead bird meat got some staying power. Bread, butter, mayonnaise, chicken, salt, pepper,
O yeah, Mama - life is gooood!
Then my cat got bored and attacked my leg. I pushed her off. She came back, attacked me again. I said you better Watch Out, Gato, I'll kung fu your ass from here to the Pennsylvania state line! She made a jump for the finger I was pointing at her, almost got me too - then she sauntered away like a Karate Kat - thing is she didn't have to find no teacher or spend years meditating or fuck around in no dojo hell no - she was born that way.
Now that the excitement has passed I'm thinking again of that chicken sandwich. I loves me some cauliflower but it ain't shit for staying power. But chicken? Now that dead bird meat got some staying power. Bread, butter, mayonnaise, chicken, salt, pepper,
O yeah, Mama - life is gooood!