Cell Conversation on Route 163
Posted: June 21st, 2005, 2:28 pm
Overheard by a fly on the windshield....
Me: I'm thinking about moving to Phoenix.
Her: What?!?..... Phoenix is an armpit!
Me: (fumble).... Well I've always been curious about what it would be like to live in an armpit....
Her: (laughter)....Well I suppose I can't stop you.... but at least stay on the freeway until you get to Tucson....
Me: Why?
Her: Because Tucson sucks, which is better than armpit.... and besides, Tucson has a music scene.
Me: I quibble with that comparison.
Her: As you should....
Me: I'm thinking about moving to Phoenix.
Her: What?!?..... Phoenix is an armpit!
Me: (fumble).... Well I've always been curious about what it would be like to live in an armpit....
Her: (laughter)....Well I suppose I can't stop you.... but at least stay on the freeway until you get to Tucson....
Me: Why?
Her: Because Tucson sucks, which is better than armpit.... and besides, Tucson has a music scene.
Me: I quibble with that comparison.
Her: As you should....