God Bless the Paranoia
Posted: December 3rd, 2006, 1:14 am
We gotta fight this war on two fronts;
me in the east, and me in later east,
jammed m-16 in hand,
looking for a weapon.
I realize we've made strides since then, just as I realize now that everything can be bought, as anyone who's shelled out several times too much (amortized) cash for a temporary view can attest. The view is as true as cash, which was a little suspect to begin with. That's the free market, baby. Take it or leave it.
But those FOX News megaphones won't take one lousy little election defeat lying down. No sir. "Surely the lib-ruls will crawl outta their swamp hole any day now and storm the compound... probably order some gay drink and pretend to have an idea. Lord knows they been hidin' out fer awhile in their jumpy swamp hole... plenty of time to think, you know, when they weren't knocking alligators in the head with a stump, somewhere beneath all those explosives going off in other places. Okay. Let's see what they got. I hope it's not the usual bullshit about joining the world community, because the world community can suck my cable connection."
And on an unrelated humanitarian note, all hail the latest arrivals to the rock. Welcome aboard. So you're a baby. Milk it, baby. Babies have certain unalienable rights, like a clean slate, don't they? However, check p. 43 of the latest government manual... came out only last month. Contrition and debt for for sins you never committed or thought to commit will dominate your life. We need somewhere to put it; we've run outta space. Sorry about that. Each newborn should lose reasonable amounts of sleep (amortized over a reasonable period), whilst sucking at the teat. It's all there on p. 43. Memorize it. Shit, they made me do it. Everyone thinks they're screaming alone on this wonderful rock, and generally, they are.
me in the east, and me in later east,
jammed m-16 in hand,
looking for a weapon.
I realize we've made strides since then, just as I realize now that everything can be bought, as anyone who's shelled out several times too much (amortized) cash for a temporary view can attest. The view is as true as cash, which was a little suspect to begin with. That's the free market, baby. Take it or leave it.
But those FOX News megaphones won't take one lousy little election defeat lying down. No sir. "Surely the lib-ruls will crawl outta their swamp hole any day now and storm the compound... probably order some gay drink and pretend to have an idea. Lord knows they been hidin' out fer awhile in their jumpy swamp hole... plenty of time to think, you know, when they weren't knocking alligators in the head with a stump, somewhere beneath all those explosives going off in other places. Okay. Let's see what they got. I hope it's not the usual bullshit about joining the world community, because the world community can suck my cable connection."
And on an unrelated humanitarian note, all hail the latest arrivals to the rock. Welcome aboard. So you're a baby. Milk it, baby. Babies have certain unalienable rights, like a clean slate, don't they? However, check p. 43 of the latest government manual... came out only last month. Contrition and debt for for sins you never committed or thought to commit will dominate your life. We need somewhere to put it; we've run outta space. Sorry about that. Each newborn should lose reasonable amounts of sleep (amortized over a reasonable period), whilst sucking at the teat. It's all there on p. 43. Memorize it. Shit, they made me do it. Everyone thinks they're screaming alone on this wonderful rock, and generally, they are.