you all are cracking me up
that wasn't a first line,
that was @doreen and sasha
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'Shrimp at Midnight' could be either a paint sample name or a Chinese menu item.
first lines
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stilltrucking
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Real-time was a blur for Jack.
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'I knew I loved him when I saw him use beer to clean chili off his sweatshirt.'
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Professor Jankowski wasn't really a pig, he was foreign, and didn't understand the implications of telling his female student, "Boobs and brains , you are going to go far!!"
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading
you may end up where you are heading
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Doreen Peri
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He'd made expensive mistakes before but this one was cheap. It only cost him $25 and his freedom.
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I met Mary on the southernmost beach on her very first day in Key West, but when I called out her name the next day to say hello, she said i'm sorry, my name is Joan.
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading
you may end up where you are heading
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It was in Paris that it all started.....
me I feel like I'm becoming some kinda Kung fu t.v. Priest.....
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Once upon a time there was The End.
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"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
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Two wrongs don't make a right, Rodney reflected, but three rights do make a left.
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"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
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They called her Miss Pickles because of her ability to find metaphors for life in fermented vegetables.
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"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
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The man in the moon didn't get his way.....
me I feel like I'm becoming some kinda Kung fu t.v. Priest.....
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Dobermann called to warn me about the snow squall.
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Jack was the kind of man that used a toothbrush to clean out the treads of the tires on his stallion-black pickup truck.
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading
you may end up where you are heading
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silent woman
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This is a short sentence.
If you can't give me love and peace, Then give me bitter fame. — Akhmatova.
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In retrospect, Farnsworth was forced to admit that smuggling the whoopee cushion into the vicar's party might not have been the best idea he'd had that night.
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"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
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