word jam — fictional definitions

[judih]

youphoria - psychedelically powerful emotion upon meeting the 'one'

[saw]

zebrafish....slang for the referees at a water polo match.,,,. the zebra handle in many sports is derived from the black and white shirts the officials wear

[sasha]

alibation: (n) - any excuse to imbibe

[sasha]

bawlroom: (n) - that soundproof room off the vestibule of the church for parents with crying children

[saw]

cat-a-gory.....a slasher film where felines are mutilated

[judih]

dead-all-us - no one gets out of here alive

[sasha]

evervescent: (adj) - of a cola that never goes flat

[sasha]

fartality: (n) - victim of lethal flatulence

[sasha]

grinoire: (n) - a cabalistic joke book

[saw]

hepcat....a feline with hepatitis

[saw]

inkcubator....a squid jerking off

[mnaz]

alligator - someone making alligations (sp.)

[sasha]

inkcubator....a squid jerking off

I'll never be able to look at calamari the same way again....

alligator - someone making alligations (sp.)

so - would an allitigator be a sue chef...? ("J" was up next, we've been doing these alphabetically... care to make another go?)

[mnaz]

jaded - painted green...

or maybe,
(go for the) juggler - what to do if attacked by circus geeks. (groan...)

[judih]

kindred - fear of family showing up when you finally have a day to paint, write, make puppets, compose, do nothing, or whatever has been on hold for too long