Cliché Jam

[constantine]

don't tread on me
he said to me
and this is what he said
don't tread on me
he said to me
and this is what he said
don't tread on me...

[Lightning Rod]

Two Heads Are Better Than One

I have one. You have another.
Let's put them together, brother.
What do we have when we've
got them fused?
Totally baffled.
Completely confused.

One plus one equals two, they say.
Bring on yours, any day.
I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.
Wheeeeeeee! Oh yeah!
Of course!

Yours is on your shoulders, right?
Mine is on mine. Headin' out.
Goodnight.

But still, if you will, they say two heads
are better than one, but I'm going to bed.
I've only got one on my pillow, see?
A pillowcase splatter, read reverie.

One two, one two three.
One for me, two for you.
Together we make something new.

Cliché rhyme. It's about time.
One minute, one hour, one day.
What are you doing with your head today?
Could I borrow it for a moment on Saturday?

Alternate Version

Two Heads are Thicker than One

very cliche
'corny as Kansas, I know'

[Doreen Peri]

don't tread on me
he said to me
and this is what he said
don't tread on me
he said to me
and this is what he said
don't tread on me...

dont tread on me

a tired tire dire tread with
dread circumstance, read like a
new crater newspaper, waiter get me
the check, you bet, bitter bugger battlefield,
brazen bombshelter mamma on the halfshell,
hell, the girl was a tattoo on a new bulge,
for crissake, each leak from a pound weight
seepin' through her ears, ya'hear? a tired
dire tread with dreaded regret, huggin'
the goddamn pavement, curb curved,
sleek streak of a new design taken
over by a cool breeze

don't tread on me
don't tread on me
ahhhh the mantra
of a rubbed out century

let's do da rhumba,
one tire said
no, thank you, i'm tired
let's do the racecar frenzy instead
ok why not
dire tire tread of a new
universe juiced up with a rev

what time's breakfast?

[stilltrucking]

smart women stupid choices

the weaker sex

the little lady

I am preaching to the choir

men are from mars

open text box
adrenalin shakes
no I never know when it's time to quit

bound to lose
diamonds are a girls best friend
a boy's best friend is his mother

sweet for the sweets

Monkey see
monkey sight
monkey's plight

we are not monkeys

we are big sad apes

I am anyway

just barely conscious

of the flow

go with the flow
another cliche

worn out
as
love thy enemy
or
in god we trust

out of the formless void
is that a clache yet

the great formless cliche

into the future we go

boldly where no cliche has ever gone before.

Wll enough about me
what do you think about me

a woman is man's destiny

don't temp fate

[Doreen Peri]

Two Heads are Thicker than One

very cliche
'corny as Kansas, I know'

I love that tune. I love Barry Gremillion, my friend... and you too, my friend... great tune! I love that tune! Thank you!

What talents you both are!

[Doreen Peri]

diamonds are a girls best friend

gotta do that title next

lol.. heh...

Loved your post, jack.. you just inspired me.. omg i can't keep up!
yikes!

[stilltrucking]

cliche r us

"don't ever cuss the fiddle"

[stilltrucking]

good night sweet prince and princepessa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnBjhDY3_G8

[mnaz]

that's the way the ball bounces.

[stilltrucking]

live and learn