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Pink Locusts invade Israel

Posted: November 20th, 2004, 3:21 pm
by barry9393
and
Judith
fights
them
off
with
words
&
Magik

catch
them
and
dip
into
chok
o
late
sauce
for
a
delectable
kosher
feast

problem
being

are
insects
fit
for
non

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Posted: November 20th, 2004, 3:24 pm
by judih
low
cost
lo
custs

crusty
energetic
apathetic
jumpers
crash landers

think i'll fast this season
fast forward to spring
battle of evermore
ever tomorrow


judih

Posted: November 20th, 2004, 3:46 pm
by WIREMAN
that bug that flew
into my piece a pizza
yesterday at lunch
gave me the most
interesting perspective
mingled with the pepperoni
and sliding down to the sushi
and hot wasabi of the preceding
bite, now my mind is blowing conga
beats that will never retreat.................

Posted: November 20th, 2004, 4:08 pm
by Dave The Dov
It was said that a plague of locusts shall come down

But it didn't say what color they would be

Maybe God works in mysterious ways
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gay lucusts

Posted: November 20th, 2004, 4:34 pm
by barry9393
part of a new
terrorist plot
to undermine
the structure
of the
myth
:twisted:
:?: :?: :?:

Posted: November 20th, 2004, 11:40 pm
by judih
don't locust that joint
my friend
pass it over
that way


hey

Posted: November 21st, 2004, 5:34 am
by WIREMAN
hey!
just like
the other
...1....
sing locusts sing
bout the joy
livin' brings
leave them
holes in the
ground
17 mas years
you'll come
around
Humphrey Bogart
my friend
passe robles
bitter end
para mi
never wear
a frown
or like a
vulture always
be lookin' down
I sure would
like a hit
bim....bam....boom
fresh air
green acres
we are
there...........................

Posted: November 21st, 2004, 7:03 am
by judih
if i were a locust
and you were a cornfield
would you marry me anyway
would you offer a luscious meal


if i were a swarm of beasts
would you still love me
offer me a breakfast feast
and warn of airplanes above me


(robert plant serenades locust love)

whats with these locusts anyway

Posted: November 21st, 2004, 7:16 am
by barry9393
you can freak on on locusts
any way you want
but
never
ever
let
them
into your
swimming
pool

help
I'm
a locust
I don't
wannabe
a locust
wanna be
bedbug
sleeping
tween
your
toes

Posted: November 21st, 2004, 7:34 am
by WIREMAN
the sound
symphony
they played
echoed thru
the Hopkins
canyon
...........caused
those BMA
outdoor sculptures
ta dance.......amazed
I sat in Kinkos
in a daze
women runnin'
down Charles St.
arms a wavin'
tryin' to beat
the rhythm of
call it life
tasty delicacies
one guy turned
his cicada into
a pet....had a
lil silver chain
round it's neck
was willin' to
take all bets
"mine's the loudest
singer of em all!"
he'd been in concert
down at Shriver Hall
singin' willow weep
for me, next week he's
gonna teach em O Say
can't ya see.....I think
them locusts are cool
awesome lil red eyed
jewels.....................................

Posted: November 21st, 2004, 7:53 am
by Dave The Dov
How many recipes can you think of that have locusts in them????
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bailout bill

Posted: November 21st, 2004, 7:58 am
by WIREMAN
just for starters my favorites are locust tacos smothered in guacamole and locust pizza with anchovies and freah grated parmesan cheese.........O and don't let me forget locust shishkabobs plucked right off the deck, barbequed then dipped in wasabi...............ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: November 21st, 2004, 8:01 am
by Dave The Dov
Don't forget locust stir fry. Make sure to add some cidcadas to it. So as to bring out a matching taste. :D
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Ferrari 365

Posted: November 21st, 2004, 8:04 am
by WIREMAN
damn...I'm going to the freezer and get some of the lil buugers I been savin' out to make me a spinach&cicada omlete dave.....later gator.............................

Posted: November 21st, 2004, 8:18 am
by Dave The Dov
I think you and me should write a recipe book on this!!!! :D
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