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Re: first lines

Post by Terri » March 8th, 2018, 9:35 pm

you all are cracking me up
that wasn't a first line,
that was @doreen and sasha

ok ok, so -

'Shrimp at Midnight' could be either a paint sample name or a Chinese menu item.

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Re: first lines

Post by stilltrucking » March 8th, 2018, 11:44 pm

Real-time was a blur for Jack.

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Re: first lines

Post by Terri » March 9th, 2018, 3:52 pm

'I knew I loved him when I saw him use beer to clean chili off his sweatshirt.'

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Re: first lines

Post by saw » March 9th, 2018, 7:01 pm

Professor Jankowski wasn't really a pig, he was foreign, and didn't understand the implications of telling his female student, "Boobs and brains , you are going to go far!!"
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Re: first lines

Post by Doreen Peri » March 10th, 2018, 2:19 am

He'd made expensive mistakes before but this one was cheap. It only cost him $25 and his freedom.

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Re: first lines

Post by saw » March 10th, 2018, 9:11 am

I met Mary on the southernmost beach on her very first day in Key West, but when I called out her name the next day to say hello, she said i'm sorry, my name is Joan.
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Re: first lines

Post by WIREMAN » March 10th, 2018, 12:20 pm

It was in Paris that it all started.....
me I feel like I'm becoming some kinda Kung fu t.v. Priest.....

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Re: first lines

Post by sasha » March 11th, 2018, 11:16 am

Once upon a time there was The End.
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710

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Re: first lines

Post by sasha » March 11th, 2018, 11:18 am

Two wrongs don't make a right, Rodney reflected, but three rights do make a left.
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Re: first lines

Post by sasha » March 12th, 2018, 11:42 am

They called her Miss Pickles because of her ability to find metaphors for life in fermented vegetables.
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Re: first lines

Post by WIREMAN » March 13th, 2018, 4:07 pm

The man in the moon didn't get his way.....
me I feel like I'm becoming some kinda Kung fu t.v. Priest.....

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Re: first lines

Post by Terri » March 14th, 2018, 1:56 pm

Dobermann called to warn me about the snow squall.

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Re: first lines

Post by saw » March 15th, 2018, 8:47 am

Jack was the kind of man that used a toothbrush to clean out the treads of the tires on his stallion-black pickup truck.
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Re: first lines

Post by silent woman » March 23rd, 2018, 1:24 am

This is a short sentence.
If you can't give me love and peace, Then give me bitter fame. — Akhmatova.

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Re: first lines

Post by sasha » March 23rd, 2018, 12:33 pm

In retrospect, Farnsworth was forced to admit that smuggling the whoopee cushion into the vicar's party might not have been the best idea he'd had that night.
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