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Terri
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imaginary headlines

Post by Terri » August 8th, 2018, 2:42 pm

imagine reading this when you were 15 or 20 - Can Elon Musk Tweet Tesla Into the Black?

it's nonsense, right?

does fruithammer spring the billows out?
will bill boots reimagine lunch softeners?

or more realistically -

robert mueller brings 1.5 mil civil suit: 'this has permanently harshed my mellow'

let's make up headlines

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Re: imaginary headlines

Post by saw » August 9th, 2018, 10:08 am

The Entire Republican Party Dead !
Toxic Caviar Does in All the Guests at White House Dinner
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading

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Re: imaginary headlines

Post by sasha » August 9th, 2018, 10:35 am

* Science Disproves Claims of Intelligent Life on Earth
* MacDonald's to Introduce Healthy Vegan Alternative
* Microsoft to Discontinue O/S Obsolesence, & Focus on Enhancing Existing Products
* Donald Trump Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
* NIH FInds Link Between Smoking, Long Life
* Dalai Lama, Pope Francis, Others, Arrested in Detroit Street Brawl
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710

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Re: imaginary headlines

Post by Terri » August 10th, 2018, 9:31 pm

Trump Pulled Under Ocean by UTT*
Last Word: "Suckers!"

*Unidentified Tentacle-y Thing''

Cthulhu Charged in Presidential Tragedy
CIA Chief: "We Deny Any Collusion With The Elder Gods"
Gollum: "These Thingsss Are Good People. The Bessst. SSSad."

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Post by sasha » August 13th, 2018, 7:06 am

* GOP Claims Big Wins in R'lyeh
* FBI to Investigate Charges of Mi-Go Interference in Elections
* Copy of Necronomicon Found Among Trump's Effects
* Trump Empire to Build Resort in Dunwich
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710

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Re: imaginary headlines

Post by Arcadia » August 24th, 2018, 8:26 pm

. Orange is the new black

(it´s a Netflix serie, I know... :mrgreen: )

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Re: imaginary headlines

Post by still.trucking » September 25th, 2018, 10:47 pm

'Dwarf rapes nun, escapes in UFO!'


A Thesis Presented to the
FACULTY OF THE GRADUATE SCHOOL
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
In Partial Fulfillment of the
Requirements for the Degree
MASTER OF ARTS
(Cinema-Television)
May 1989

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