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imaginary headlines

Posted: August 8th, 2018, 2:42 pm
by Terri
imagine reading this when you were 15 or 20 - Can Elon Musk Tweet Tesla Into the Black?

it's nonsense, right?

does fruithammer spring the billows out?
will bill boots reimagine lunch softeners?

or more realistically -

robert mueller brings 1.5 mil civil suit: 'this has permanently harshed my mellow'

let's make up headlines

Re: imaginary headlines

Posted: August 9th, 2018, 10:08 am
by saw
The Entire Republican Party Dead !
Toxic Caviar Does in All the Guests at White House Dinner

Re: imaginary headlines

Posted: August 9th, 2018, 10:35 am
by sasha
* Science Disproves Claims of Intelligent Life on Earth
* MacDonald's to Introduce Healthy Vegan Alternative
* Microsoft to Discontinue O/S Obsolesence, & Focus on Enhancing Existing Products
* Donald Trump Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
* NIH FInds Link Between Smoking, Long Life
* Dalai Lama, Pope Francis, Others, Arrested in Detroit Street Brawl

Re: imaginary headlines

Posted: August 10th, 2018, 9:31 pm
by Terri
Trump Pulled Under Ocean by UTT*
Last Word: "Suckers!"

*Unidentified Tentacle-y Thing''

Cthulhu Charged in Presidential Tragedy
CIA Chief: "We Deny Any Collusion With The Elder Gods"
Gollum: "These Thingsss Are Good People. The Bessst. SSSad."

Re: imaginary headlines

Posted: August 13th, 2018, 7:06 am
by sasha
* GOP Claims Big Wins in R'lyeh
* FBI to Investigate Charges of Mi-Go Interference in Elections
* Copy of Necronomicon Found Among Trump's Effects
* Trump Empire to Build Resort in Dunwich

Re: imaginary headlines

Posted: August 24th, 2018, 8:26 pm
by Arcadia
. Orange is the new black

(it´s a Netflix serie, I know... :mrgreen: )

Re: imaginary headlines

Posted: September 25th, 2018, 10:47 pm
by still.trucking
'Dwarf rapes nun, escapes in UFO!'


A Thesis Presented to the
FACULTY OF THE GRADUATE SCHOOL
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
In Partial Fulfillment of the
Requirements for the Degree
MASTER OF ARTS
(Cinema-Television)
May 1989

http://digitallibrary.usc.edu/cdm/ref/c ... 0/id/43083