word jam — fictional definitions
word jam — fictional definitions
One of my favorite ongoing jams at Arcanum was "Words Not In the Dictionary" - neologisms coined on the spot, either redefining an existing word, or altering it slightly in spelling to better drive home the pun. A few examples of the former:
moron - the fundamental particle of stupidity
zebra - support for ze breasts
penultimate - the best writing implement, ever
and of the latter:
knavy - a flotilla of rogues
wickerpedia - the online encyclopedia of basket weaving
iguano - lizard dung
My track record at getting jams rolling here ain't too good, but what the hey..... It's kinda fun
(and it's okay to have fun...)
...
any takers....?
moron - the fundamental particle of stupidity
zebra - support for ze breasts
penultimate - the best writing implement, ever
and of the latter:
knavy - a flotilla of rogues
wickerpedia - the online encyclopedia of basket weaving
iguano - lizard dung
My track record at getting jams rolling here ain't too good, but what the hey..... It's kinda fun
(and it's okay to have fun...)
...
any takers....?
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
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haiview- short documentations of present scenery
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grasshopper- a bin for storing your weed
If you do not change your direction
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apocalypso - musical accompaniment to The End of Days
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
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indentured - freshly-outfitted with false teeth
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
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bulldozer--a male bovine that loves to take naps
fiddlesticks--stringed bows for playing Irish jigs on the violin
fiddlesticks--stringed bows for playing Irish jigs on the violin
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backpedaling - bicycle for those who enjoy naps in the sun
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To give the game a little structure, we imposed the constraint that the entries be made alphabetically. Since this begins with "b", the next one should be "c" - so I'm going with
champain: (n) the headache one experiences on January 2
next up - "d".........
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
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dumbbell...an alert system to let one know there is someone at the front door that never works
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading
you may end up where you are heading
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embareass - (vt) to forcibly remove another's trousers; to "pants" someone, as on a Scout camping trip
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
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furloined - clothed in fake animal skin undergarment
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globetrotter---a door to door salesman pedaling spheres of the earth
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If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading
you may end up where you are heading
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hayday - time to harvest this winter's livestock feed
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710
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intelligible - someone qualified to relate reliable info
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jitterbug---any insect with the DT's ( drinker's trembles )
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