word jam — fictional definitions

[saw]

laughingstock....a herd of cows after smoking weed

[sasha]

laughingstock....a herd of cows after smoking weed

(ah, yes - I've belonged to that herd myself...)


mayannaise: (n) - an ancient, Central American salad dressing

negliglee: (n) - what he feels when she shows up in diaphanous intimate apparel

oystracize; (vi) - to relegate to the status of a bivalved mollusc

[judih]

plurural - a multitude of villages

[mnaz]

quintessential - one of five essentials.

[mnaz]

ratify - infest with rats.

ragamuffin - snack at an Indian music show.

[saw]

slipshod...when a farrier does inferior work and a horseshoe comes loose

[saw]

starboard...a list of all the top performers

[sasha]

oh, crap - I was just about to post an S... this one....

soothslayer: (n) - one who shoots the messenger




tackyon: (n) - the fundamental particle of bad taste

[saw]

underwear...the result of machinery parts performing better than expected

[sasha]

Vishknew: the Hindu god of memory loss

[judih]

Vishknew: the Hindu god of memory loss

brilliant!

wrongfoot forward - everything moves ahead till you notice it's all been in the opposite direction

[saw]

waitlifter....the person you finally get to talk to when you call Customer Service

[sasha]

brilliant!

xerocks: (n, pl) - synthetic stones

[judih]

youthenasia - medical procedure to maintain childhood fearlessness

[saw]

zero-gravity...the seriousness of a situation no longer applies