Betya didn't know there were that many Q words w/o a U

[Doreen Peri]

http://www.msoworld.com/mindzine/news/p ... /qnou.html


Never play Scrabble when drinking wine.
Your tiles will stay jumbled. They won't align.
And all the words you knew you knew
that start with a Q but don't use a U
like QAT and QAID will be forgotten.
And in the morning, you'll sure feel rotten
when your rank has plummeted 500 points.
You'd be better much off smoking a joint.
But since it's illegal, I won't recommend it.
But it would be better, so I'll defend it.
Wine can be rude
and mess up your mood.
If you're going to drink wine,
yeah sure, that's fine,
but make sure to do something else instead.
When playing Scrabble, you need a cool head.

Scrabble and wine do not mix well -
(what you need is speed and memorization)
especially for a tournament player.
Pinot Grigio? You ain't got a prayer!