Ode to a Chocolate Jesus

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firsty
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Ode to a Chocolate Jesus

Post by firsty » April 3rd, 2007, 3:55 pm

we hardly knew thee
you looked so fucking tasty
i wanted to eat Jesus
and lick Jesus
and stash parts of Jesus in my desk
where my brother and sister couldnt find him
of course, i'd keep Jesus out of reach from the dog
chocolate Jesuses kill dogs, you know,
they kill them like dog food,
they kill them like korean jokes,
they kill them like kids with misplaced anger

i wish i couldve seen the chocolate Jesus
before they took him down

maybe he'll rise again,
and we'll all have a lick

congratulations are in order
for all ye all who forced him down
'tis better of course to kill him first
than let people lick him before he's dead
and now we can truly say:
christians are just like muslims —
or at least the muslims in our nightmares —
terrorizing, fascist, humorless twits,
emboldened by the enemy,
who is always sweeter than death,
so: congratulations, christians,
now you are terrorists, too

o chocolate bunny,
we await your return,
to remind us what easter is really all about.
and knowing i'm so eager to fight cant make letting me in any easier.

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Post by jonboyfan » April 3rd, 2007, 4:46 pm

anatomically correct jesus
his wee wee wide and open
for anyone to view
(how did the artist know)
doesn't matter any longer

nice ode

tom waits chocolate jesus

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Post by firsty » April 3rd, 2007, 7:37 pm

in His image
we fuck and piss
eat and suck
curse and whore
moan and score
beat it steal it hit it
torture and maim and shame it
He's better off as a dashboard
and knowing i'm so eager to fight cant make letting me in any easier.

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Post by jonboyfan » April 4th, 2007, 1:49 am

Image

THE JESUS DANCE
ARTIST: Ernie Marrs
TITLE: Plastic Jesus

I don't care if it rains of freezes
'Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car

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