Ode to a Chocolate Jesus
Posted: April 3rd, 2007, 3:55 pm
we hardly knew thee
you looked so fucking tasty
i wanted to eat Jesus
and lick Jesus
and stash parts of Jesus in my desk
where my brother and sister couldnt find him
of course, i'd keep Jesus out of reach from the dog
chocolate Jesuses kill dogs, you know,
they kill them like dog food,
they kill them like korean jokes,
they kill them like kids with misplaced anger
i wish i couldve seen the chocolate Jesus
before they took him down
maybe he'll rise again,
and we'll all have a lick
congratulations are in order
for all ye all who forced him down
'tis better of course to kill him first
than let people lick him before he's dead
and now we can truly say:
christians are just like muslims —
or at least the muslims in our nightmares —
terrorizing, fascist, humorless twits,
emboldened by the enemy,
who is always sweeter than death,
so: congratulations, christians,
now you are terrorists, too
o chocolate bunny,
we await your return,
to remind us what easter is really all about.
you looked so fucking tasty
i wanted to eat Jesus
and lick Jesus
and stash parts of Jesus in my desk
where my brother and sister couldnt find him
of course, i'd keep Jesus out of reach from the dog
chocolate Jesuses kill dogs, you know,
they kill them like dog food,
they kill them like korean jokes,
they kill them like kids with misplaced anger
i wish i couldve seen the chocolate Jesus
before they took him down
maybe he'll rise again,
and we'll all have a lick
congratulations are in order
for all ye all who forced him down
'tis better of course to kill him first
than let people lick him before he's dead
and now we can truly say:
christians are just like muslims —
or at least the muslims in our nightmares —
terrorizing, fascist, humorless twits,
emboldened by the enemy,
who is always sweeter than death,
so: congratulations, christians,
now you are terrorists, too
o chocolate bunny,
we await your return,
to remind us what easter is really all about.
