Two very short funny poems written by my friend, Kevin

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Two very short funny poems written by my friend, Kevin

Post by Doreen Peri » September 1st, 2009, 2:53 pm

1.

I do not like you, Mr. Smones.
You're neither Smith nor are you Jones.
A curse upon your filthy bones.
I do not like you, Mr. Smones.

I do not like you, Mr. Jith.
You're neither Jones nor are you Smith.
I need a stick to hit you with.
I do not like you, Mr. Jith.

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2.

A Shriner got a shiner
from a waitress in a diner
because of a one-liner
concerning her vaginer.

Now he's a recliner
in a jail in Caroliner.
The waitress was a minor.
A mess that can't be finer.

:mrgreen:

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Post by Doreen Peri » September 1st, 2009, 6:38 pm

Hahahahahahahaha! :lol:

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Post by stilltrucking » September 2nd, 2009, 4:05 am

I do not like you Mr. Pheney
Neither do I like your phony war
A curse upon your lying tongue
I do not like you either Mr. Bushey.

I know I Know
not very good

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Post by Doreen Peri » September 2nd, 2009, 11:30 am

I like you fine, dear Jack.
You're a friend, as a matter of fact.
It certainly is no crime ...
but you're poem didn't rhyme. ;)

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Post by stilltrucking » September 2nd, 2009, 2:21 pm

I remember seeing a lovely photograph of you taken by a friend of yours who is autistic.

Prosody, it don't come easy for me.

I can't hear music either. Not really hear it the way most people do. I am tune deaf. Not tone deaf, well that too but also "tune deaf"

I may not be a savant but I am dam sure an idiot about poetry and music.

Have you heard wireman's song waiting at the gate.

I thought about him this morning about three AM watching a show about jazz in Paris. The world is at war and Paris falls to the N#zis and Django Rhinehart and his pals making sweet sweet music. I think we are in a world of sh*t. What else can we do expect pick up a guitar or a paint brush or a pen. I think firsty had a bit about that somewhere. Of course we can pick up a gun as easy as a pen. I got dem old metaphysical blues again. Too much news, huricaines and plagues, wars and earth quakes.
Repression and depression. "Gimme a beat girls to free my soul, I wanna git lost in your rock and roll."


There is a voice on that Wireman song saying
"If the artist can not find the way than the way cannot be found."


I am not an artist or a poet or a writer
Just some old fucking fool with "the little professor syndrome"

Thanks for the refuge D.
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Post by stilltrucking » September 2nd, 2009, 2:24 pm

And my mind wanders
and rambles
thoughts scramble
sometimes I lack tact
step over the line
inappropriate and literal replies
are par for my course.

& Yet I do appreciate your sense of humor.
but don't worry about that.
nothing wrong with it just because I like it.

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Post by Doreen Peri » September 2nd, 2009, 6:21 pm

I do appreciate your sense of humor.
but don't worry about that.
nothing wrong with it just because I like it.
LOL! :lol:
yer a funny guy, jack!

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